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Joe York

Any guy who goes into a bar with the intention to make friends with strangers, eventually sit at their table, have a few drinks, then sneak out early and put his drinks on the strangers' tab before they notice.
Random Guy: Hey guys, nice talking with ya! I've got to run, so I'm going to go pay my tab and be on my way.

Group of Strangers: All right! Take it easy!

(20 minutes later)

Stranger 1: Hey! That one guy put his drinks on my tab!!! WTF!!!!
Stranger 2: Oh shit. What a Joe York.
by Shareeb4Prez September 11, 2009
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sloppy-joe

noun A grotesque (& awesome!) sexual act when after taking a dump on a womans back, the man proceeds to have anal sex with her until reaching climax, blowing clumpy man-chowder all over the steaming pile of feces.
"Hey Erik hows' the misses?", asked Tom.
Erik replied, "Man last night me and Julio, be tag teamin' that blonky bitch and I decided to spice things up with the mad flava of sloppy-joe. Shit was sensational."
by Evan604 September 28, 2008
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kitless joe

Mcgrogan got kitless joe, then straddled walker
by Anonymous August 5, 2003
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Sloppy Joe

When a southern tonk goes flaccid for no reason before sex.
Nope his dick did a sloppy joe.
by Old Grit April 13, 2011
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billie joe armstrong

someone who teenies adore and give credit for quotes that have been around forever to. confusingly considered "HaWt!!!!!!!!!!!!!111", even though he is very average looking.
teeny:OmG I lOvE BiLlIe JoE ArMsTrOnG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 He Is MiNe!
Me:die you soulless freak!
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billie joe armstrong

A deceiver. Has never attended a guitar lesson in his life. Also, an embarressment to the entire music community. He uses catchy lyrics to cover up his atrocious guitar playing. He plays the all-too-common "power chord" and puts out pathetic 5 note solos. Also, bitches about The United States of America, and doesnt realize that no one is forcing him to live here.
The most untalented guitar player is billie joe armstrong.
by G. Barr June 16, 2006
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joes paint shop

a paint shop where joe mamma shops! (inside joke!!)
ur mom went to joe's paint shop!
by domino January 23, 2005
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