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The best ever airline, better than emerets

I’m joking
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Ok Ryanair?
Ryanair by Rugbyface10 January 21, 2019

Ryancassandra Hypothesis 

This is when a much older man dates a much younger, unattractive (and usually slutty) woman, because he is desperate.
John felt alone, so he went for a Ryancassandra Hypothesis hoping that a young girl would like him because he could drive and buy beers.

RyanUlrich

A heartless man with no soul. Who deserves what he has coming.
Did you see RyanUlrich today? No fucktard I did not encounter Satan.
RyanUlrich by Sir JLancelott February 12, 2015

Ryanaiport 

Typically a bare strip of asphalt in the middle of nowhere, with no facilities, fancy shops, or anything that would make your stay comfortable. If you're lucky enough to find a toilet, you may need to pay to use it, or grab the mop and bleach and clean it yourself.
Such places are served mainly by flights operated by Ryanair. When you walk into a Ryanairport you can feel the same discomfort that you would normally experience on a Ryanair flight: everything seems to be designed either to just about comply with safety regulations or to deprive you of your most basic human rights. Like Ryanair, Ryanairports hate their customers.
A Ryanaiport would normally have a fancy name, and tries to disguise itself as a second/third airport of a major city, being actually >1h if not 2hrs away from the city whose name it bears. Connections to the actual destination of your trip are generally poor and expensive, and you'll likely find yourself considering you've spent more flying to a Ryanairport than to a normal airport, plus having lost additional hours commuting and having compromised your dignity.
I once flew to Barcelona-Zaragoza, it's such a Ryanaiport ! No food to buy, no aircon, 2 hrs from Barcelona!
Ryanaiport by aronave June 9, 2018
someone thats soft its kinda self explanatory
Are you a RyanHex

Ryangwon 

“Young One” a Korean legend who will turn into “Old One” when he becomes a father. He is said to be a LOL god, a best friend, Rugby man, and a amazing roommate. His presence enlightens those nearby.
*Sees Ryangwon* Oh Ryangwon! Your the best bro. *Manly hug occurs*
Ryangwon by PizzaPie- May 23, 2019