cunt swab 

1) A term referring to a self-importantjackass.

2) By extension, a person so socially retarded that they've literally collapsed the scope of social skill to the point that they excel at being able to suck the life out of any social situation, but because they are known for being pathetic and bitch over reality, most people pretend to enjoy their company simply to keep them from giving empty suicide speeches in the middle of their parties.

Buddy: Who is the fuckhead screwing with my stereo?!?

Guy: Huh? Oh, that's Jane's cousin. Just moved here from like, Alaska and she wanted him to make some new friends.

Buddy: Well if he doesn't stop dicking around with my stuff I'm kicking his ass out.

Guy: Just leave him alone. He spills beer tears like a baby when people bug him.

Buddy: -sigh- Fucking cunt swab.

cunt swab by Fretboards of Fire June 28, 2010

cunt coma 

To become comatosed, from excessive contact with cunt.

After I got my first ultra luxury car, it was always packed with pussy. An unrelenting sex parade, of money hungry women.

I fucked and fucked until I couldn't cum, then fucked some more. I just couldn't stop. I was out of control.

This went on for weeks. Until biology knocked me flat on my ass.

I was found naked and unconscious in my car by police. I was suffering from a severe cunt coma, and a ruptured penis. I almost died.

cunt coma by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 7, 2010

cunt sock

Slang for a condom.

Andy put his cunt sock on and made Angie's pussy bleed.

cunt sock by russiaalmighty November 15, 2010

Cunt-Cramp

1: When one women impedes the social progress of another female.

2: The female equivalent of a "Cock-Block"

I totally would hook up with that hot acoustic guitar player, but my girlfriend keeps "Cunt-Cramping me

Cunt-Cramp by phieleblunt November 19, 2010

cunt in a box 

When you meet someone who is a stupid cunt, and "befriend" them, gain their trust, and then shove them in a box and ship them off to Yugoslavia.

Friend 1: Hey you know that Demi bitch?
Friend 2: Yeah, let's cunt in a box her.

cunt in a box by GoodTimesBro March 14, 2011

Cunt-fiend 

A man who pursues women no matter what they look, taste or smell like as long as he gets laid. He or even she is usually average-looking, but unable to connect to any woman on a real basis other than his end means of sex.

Yeah man right before we were about to have sex she accused me of being a cunt-fiend when she saw my phone.

Cunt-fiend by YingYangPanda May 6, 2011

Cunt rudder 

The flappy lips on a woman fanny. Often elasticy and un pretty to look at.

The fanny lips also known as Cunt rudder

Cunt rudder by Sandell J October 17, 2011