Everytime One Person Eats Smacks Cereal <Slope>, Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"

Everytime One Person Eats Smacks Cereal <Slope>, Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"

Everytime One Person Eats Smacks Cereal <Slope>, Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025

Never Meet YOur Personality Type, YOu WIll ENd Up Stealing Something

Never Meet YOur Personality Type, YOu WIll ENd Up Stealing Something

Never Meet YOur Personality Type, YOu WIll ENd Up Stealing Something

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

pull-ey person

A person who constantly pulls your strings, and not the good ones.

Y/n: "Wow dude, they're a really pull-ey person. One day my strings might just snap."

by yourmomwholeftyourdad May 21, 2025

Blaming the wrong person

I, by virtue of describing my own situation, do not assume the guilt of the people singling people out to do to others what us being done to me and you refuse to acknowledge the extent to which it was already happening BEFORE I SAID ANYTHING and you are doing that so you can scapegoat goat me. I have not instructed anyone to kill themselves and can be quoted saying that "If someone tells you to kill yourself you should not do it and live out of spite." I have also instructed people contact mental health professionals if they have homicidal ideations and have stop at least one school shooting? How many school shootings has Gavin Newsom stopped? Fucking ZERO bitch. NONE.

Hym "Yet what happens when they contact the mental health professionals? They LIE. They allow people to continue to falsify and defraud the mental health of others. That's Dr. K. That's Jordan Peterson. By allowing the continue of targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia they have accepted your child's suicide as an acceptable outcome. Suicide. Mass shootings. Instrumental use by bad actors to STEAL MY SUCCESS FROM ME. All of these are things I SAID WOULD HAPPEN. And they ALL came to fruition. The weaponized schizophrenia does what I said it would do. And what did the YouTube fucks do when they confirmed the veracity of my claims? AFTER DOXXING ME FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF DOING THE WEAPONIZED SCHIZOPHRENIA TO ME AS THOUGH IT WASN'T ALREADY HAPPENING!? Cried like a bitch, very publicly and then continued to either do it or do nothing. That goes for the celebrity psychologists as well. How much do you want to bet that if I name drop Dr. Phil he shows up in the news cycle tomorrow? It wouldn't be the first time it happens. But they can't resist. They can't resist doing it and they want me to kill your kids so they can sweep their culpability under the rug and go forward as the authors of history. All to keep REE-lon's (likely) money flowing into their pockets. You're blaming the wrong person here. I don't want your kids to die. I want you to stop letting these people call a bluff FOR YOU that you cannot afford.

by Hym Iam August 28, 2025

Most overpaid mediocre person on the planet

Not the wrong comedian. The RIGHT comedian if you have a fat cock and want to fuck somebodies hot, rich daughter. But no.

Hym "Mediocrat? Is that what you would call it. The most overpaid mediocre person on the planet."

by Hym Iam September 25, 2025

The CREATIVE person

A sarcastic way of calling someone with shitty comebacks clever or creative.

Ex:

Max: Your so big the Earth's core skips a few beats even at the tips of your toes

Jim: Well your so big my mama can't feed you cookies

Max: Oh so you're the CREATIVE person..

by chadeesa October 2, 2025

Kid-Attracted Person

KAP for short.

An alternative term for people who don't like MAP (Minor-Attracted Person). A common alternative people use is YAP (Youth-Attracted Person), but "youth" has wildly different definitions depending on the country. "Kid" is generally considered to refer to people who are 0-17 years old.

They are a kid-attracted person.

by Shugunou October 18, 2025