Chocolate milk

Quite possibly the best drink to exist. Can be made by stirring either chocolate powder or chocolate syrup into milk. If you’re feeling fancy, you can heat it up in the microwave as well.

No, chocolate milk has NOTHING to do with shit, semen, sex, or any type of skin color. Its a type of milk.

“If you heat up chocolate milk, does it basically just become hot chocolate?.. No? ok..”

by UntakenUsername May 3, 2025

anal chocolate bar

A poop covered penis after having anal sex

She ate up that anal chocolate bar after getting her ass pound

by Lynzz November 2, 2023

Frosted Chocolate Muffin

The act of excreting feces on a woman's vagina then jizzing on the feces

"Last night, John gave me a Frosted Chocolate Muffin. Now I smell terrible!"

"Ooh, I like chocolate muffins. Do you think John could slide me one?"

"You're really not getting this are you?"

by Ayd Off Hit Lher February 15, 2025

Chocolate Rain

a funny song made by a TayZonday

Chocolate rain, some stay dry and others feel the pain.

by bepboopbap April 13, 2024

Chocolate milk

chocolate milk is a combination of chocolate + milk. it is a very addictive and yummy drink.

"Jerry, I love chocolate milk so much."

by kennythegoat June 25, 2024

The Chocolate Theory

This theory states that the chances of survival of a long distance relationship are directly proportional to the couple's resistance to a midnight craving for chocolate and patience to wait for it till the next day.

I SO wanna have chocolate right NOW! I'd suck at long distance relationships courtesy the chocolate theory.
I think I should end this relationship. Last night's urge for chocolate, chocolate theoried my relationship. (verb)

by iamawesome41 December 23, 2011

Chocolate fairy

A girl that gives you chocolate for no apparent reason

“Insert conversation about something mentioning the chocolate fairy”
Oh the chocolate fairy! Ya she gave my chocolate in English class

by Some big fuck Olivia September 28, 2022