Wet dreamers

Guys who base every aspect of their lives around trying to get laid. These gents have no honest personality or interests and find no enjoyment in activities that don’t get them closer to chicks.

Most of the boys are heading camping this weekend but the wet dreamers are refusing to leave uptown.

by Lickmytaint May 9, 2024

order wet i bin throw

"Order wet i bin throw" is a meme that was created on Food Hub Discord Server. When people try to refund orders from deliveroo, they usually write like a non-native speaker saying stuff like "order wet i bin throw", "thank much", "no speak england". Hundreds of people from the Food Hub server started doing this and it became a meme.

For example (if Patchy is tyring to refund food from Deliveroo):
Deliveroo: Hello, how can I help you?
Patchy: order wet i bin throw
Deliveroo: Thank you for contacting us, I am refunding your food.
Patchy: Thank

by ilovepizzawithpepperoni May 9, 2019

That wets my socks

Used to express exasperation at something. Because everyone hates getting their socks wet.

"Your dog peed on your shoes again."

"Well, that wets my socks."

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 11, 2023

wet the spread

To urinate on someone else's front lawn. Generaly done while standing on the front porch or steps.

Dude, I had to tap a kidney but someone left a bowl winder in the loo so I went out on her porch and wet the spread.

by chickenbeak October 22, 2010

Wet

When a person is angry and doesn't realize how mad they actually are.

Amber is wet because Victoria's secret does not have her size.

by The Ballhandler April 10, 2016

Keep It Wet

A versatile phrase used in different contexts:

1. Mainly used amongst men friend groups A phrase used when parting ways with a close friend, meaning to stay smooth confident, and maintaining an aura that attracts the most desirable. Basically to keep getting hoes!

2. When used towards a woman: A statement of affirmation or advice to a friend, sometimes used when parting ways, reminding them to recognize her worth and engage with someone who keeps her fulfilled both emotionally and physically.

Typically used by people in the Dallas-Fort Worth and other parts of Texas and south.

Exampled (Men):
Jay: “I’m out, bro. Hit me later.”
Dre: “For sure. Keep it wet out here.”
Jay: “You know I got this.”

Example (Women):
Lila: “Girl, I don’t know if he’s even worth my time anymore.”
Kia: “bitch you only get one life. Stop tripping on him. Keep it wet.

by Mark Saucer January 14, 2025

Wet Kazoo

A Wet Kazoo is what you call someone when a person is lazy or bringing down the vibes.
Overall just a Debbie Downer.

Tom: Hey Jack, what are you doing?
Tom: Oh, of course he's sleeping. Man he's such a Wet Kazoo!

by ⬆⬆⬇⬇⬅➡⬅➡🅱🅰- July 24, 2024