by Midlo High Definitions September 14, 2023
1) Nothing beats a raw abundance of natural resources; not intelligence, not sophistication; not will-to-win; not experience.
2) Men will always choose base sensuality over other character traits.
3) In improtu beauty contests - as might be conducted at nifht club or bar - only women with larger than average breasts have a serious chance at winning.
2) Men will always choose base sensuality over other character traits.
3) In improtu beauty contests - as might be conducted at nifht club or bar - only women with larger than average breasts have a serious chance at winning.
Distracted by the conviction that Northerners were awkward city boys the Confederacy forgot that the Umion had more men, more steel and more gunpowder; and that big tits always win.
by jls822! January 09, 2015
This is a definition of how a girls leg to boob ratio stacks up. You do not take the face into account. First you look at the legs of a girl, NEVER trust the calfs. So it is from the knee upwards. You are looking for, tone, shape and general smooth/sexyness. You then move up to the boobs. The bigger the better! The reason you look at the legs first is to filter out any poor calls, i.e. by giving a girl a good ration only to find out she has legs like a Roman Legionair which is never a good thing. You give a mark out of 10 and carry on with your day.
How to grade a Tit to leg ratio (TTLR)
Perfect, long legs, great boobs = 10
Fat stubby legs, small boobs = 0
Everything else is for you to decide.
Perfect, long legs, great boobs = 10
Fat stubby legs, small boobs = 0
Everything else is for you to decide.
by Max Power 007 December 13, 2010
Adj. Similiar to makes my ass hurt. This phrase describes a person who is so annoying that even their presence cause you to feel terrible.
I wanted to have a good time at the Christmas Party, but dealing with my sister-in-law makes my tits heavy.
by guapounggoy December 17, 2010
Something you say when you're utterly surprised or when something unexpected come up. It is the best phrase when you can't believe something just happened or when there are no other words to describe something.
by Tits2622 December 18, 2009
The FTA scale measures the appearance of females by rating their face, tits, and ass. Each category is represented by 10 points. 1 being the lowest score, and 10 being the highest. This scale is most commonly used when judging a hot girl. This is mainly an opinion based scale. This scale has been in use since 2011.
Me: Dude you ever heard of (girl)?
Friend: No, what about her
Me: Dude she's super hot, I'd at least give her a 22.
Friend: What do you mean a 22?
Me: You ever heard of the Face Tits Ass scale?
Friend: No?
Me: So each category is out of 10. Adds up to 30.
Friend: Oh, alright keep going.
Me: So she's got a really nice face, like a 9. Her ass is at least an 8.
Friend: Wow that's pretty fucking good.
Me: But she's got like a 5 for her boobs she's a bit flat chested.
Friend: That's unfortunate.
Friend: No, what about her
Me: Dude she's super hot, I'd at least give her a 22.
Friend: What do you mean a 22?
Me: You ever heard of the Face Tits Ass scale?
Friend: No?
Me: So each category is out of 10. Adds up to 30.
Friend: Oh, alright keep going.
Me: So she's got a really nice face, like a 9. Her ass is at least an 8.
Friend: Wow that's pretty fucking good.
Me: But she's got like a 5 for her boobs she's a bit flat chested.
Friend: That's unfortunate.
by Huntiar February 14, 2019
today is national squish tits day
by daddyeater887 August 26, 2018