3 definitions by guapounggoy

makes my tits heavy.

Adj. Similiar to makes my ass hurt. This phrase describes a person who is so annoying that even their presence cause you to feel terrible.

I wanted to have a good time at the Christmas Party, but dealing with my sister-in-law makes my tits heavy.

by guapounggoy December 17, 2010

Mootown Snacker

A fat red neck girl.

Look at that mootown snacker in those Daisy Dukes, she looks like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.

by guapounggoy August 14, 2010

Gypsie Roll

A money clip consisting of a big bill on top and fake monopoly money making up the remainder of the clip.

I thought I found a lot of money but it turned out to be a gypsie roll.

by guapounggoy June 13, 2011