chipotle kiss

When one brushes their teeth with hot sauce and proceeds to give oral sex to someone with a penis.

Josh and John conversing:

Josh: hey did I tell you about what Sheila did the other night?
John: nah

Josh: she gave me a chipotle kiss, I’m still recovering.
John: sounds like things got pretty spicy…
Josh: we are no longer friends.

by Erhm April 5, 2022

puss kiss

The act of a gay male mistakenly kissing a straight male due to the aforementioned straight male being a giant drunken pretty pussy, therefore mistaken for a subservient gay male.

Rosco of Telledega had a great big puss kiss in the lodge washroom on an unfortunate and confusing drunken weekend adventure.

by Woo pub September 24, 2017

desert kiss

The act of kissing someone with your asshole.

"I'm pretty sure last night I got a desert kiss from Bernice!"

by SaucedOnYourFace March 17, 2017

Backseat Kiss

When you fuck in the backseat, and she pushes you up against the front seat, giving you no way to pull out.

"Dude I fucked jenny last night in the car and she gave me a backseat kiss!"

by theoneandonlymeanman November 19, 2021

fatal kiss

Fatal Kiss:

When you're eating someone's ass and they accidently shart right in your mouth.

Bro I was tossing her salad hard when she ripped a fatal kiss. It was horrible

by Ephandel October 3, 2022

don't kiss your girlfriend day

just stop kissing your girlfriend with no warning . watch how mad she gets

babe why did u stop kissing me

it's don't kiss your girlfriend day

by skrtskrteatdirt October 7, 2022

Santa Kiss

Going down on an elderly woman's vaginal white beard.

I Santa Kissed your mom last night.

by Staybull February 21, 2021