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fucking mug god damnit its a good mug you should really buy that 

i just made this up because funny
example: get the fucking mug god damnit its a good mug you should really buy that mug

Hi, Good Thanks 

A saying which one person says which confuses the second person in the conversation and leading them to pause for a few seconds in order to gauge what has just happened.
Nick: Hi, Good thanks..

Shannon: *Pauses* what the fuck just happened?
Hi, Good Thanks by Nickoszan September 23, 2010

I like Joe Biden. He is a good president. 

Two words that would never come out of anyone's mouth unless they have been taking hallucinogenic shrooms.
Dave: So, Gonzales, th-th-th-this is what shroooooooo-oooooooooo-oooooooms are like, and I (hic) like 'em.
Gonzales: I like Joe Biden. He is a good president. (Hic) And the Earth is flat. (Hic)

YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER 

this is one of the longest insults known to man-kind, and is most commonly used to REALLY piss some one off to the highest degree, often when they are a fucking whore that deserves to die
-and you often say that when your gonna kill their mother
P1: you are a mother fucking idiot that should go die in a piss filled ho-
p2: YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER!!!
p1: nah... wait WHAT?!
p2: *kills mother*
p1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just good friends 

A polite way of saying "I don't want to fuck you."
SHE SAYS: "Oh, Mark and I are just good friends"

SHE MEANS: "I won't touch him - he sickens me"
just good friends by Moose July 12, 2004

on a good one 

to be really hyperactive usually enhanced by stimulants (caffeine, sugar, chocolate)
lil monster is on a good one
on a good one by skaterjack October 5, 2006