go ugly early

The philosophical viewpoint which advocates the lowering of standards earlier in the process of courtship rather than later, believing it to be more efficient and ultimately more satisfying in the long run. While some see this as a disturbingly bleak prospect, proponents remind their detractors that "at least we're getting our jimmies waxed while you poor bastards are off beating your pud to Shirley Bassey records."

Trust me, dude, GO UGLY EARLY, or you'll die alone with your pants around your ankles, clutching your shriveled penis in your cold, dead hand with a look of stark terror on your face, frozen in time from the moment that the gray void invades your soul and stops your spitting heart.

by DannyBoy1974 March 13, 2010

go work at wonderbread

A phrase you tell someone who has been out of work for a while. You need to follow this phrase up by saying "because you are the best loafer in town" or "you can make a lot of doe working there."

"You are so fucken lazy! Why don't you go work at wonderbread; be a professional loafer there instead of in my living room."

by old man withers November 11, 2006

go eat a dictionary

Saying,
If a person keeps asking what words mean, and it's annoying you, telling them to go eat a dictionary is a good way of getting them to shut-up. If they don't know what easy words mean, they'll probably be dumb enough to actually try eating the dictionary.

Annoying kid: "What's (insert word) mean?"
You: "You don't know what (word) means!?! Go eat a dictionary!"

by Xx-dark-angel-xX December 29, 2008

go wait in the car

Told to one who will not shut up, or one who has just made an off color or unfunny joke at an inappropriate time.

Professor: Open your textbooks to page 594.
Student 1: Haha! Snape kills Dumbledore on page 594!
*Students stare*
Student 2 to Student 1 (loudly and rudely): Go wait in the car!
Professor: As I was saying--

by Fairyland June 16, 2007

go suck yourself

quote from dank movie

"go suck yourself you faggot ass hipster"

by 34peopleyr December 9, 2016

going steady

in a relationship where you and your girl/boyfreind have and continue to have sexual relations.

bob and sally are going steady

by David February 12, 2004

go back to ohio

what you say to little sex and the city wannabees and typical frat boy types as they infiltrate and destory new york city with their safe and mundane attitudes and behavior.

"Hey guys, let's put on our sandals and cargo shorts and leave our pad to go grab some beers. Man, NY is so great and full of culture! Look, an Urban Outfitters!"

"Listen to these fools! Go back to Ohio, a**holes!"

by The Master of NYC July 2, 2008