A game in which multiple females toss Funyuns on to the a males erect Tim Hortons Farmers Bacon Wrap, which also must be covered in maple syrup. The intermediate level of this game, the male can be laying down. For Olympic style play or for the advanced, the male must be standing. In the event of a tie, the winner shall be decided by who can take the most amount of Funyuns off with their mouth.
Last night we had nothing to do. So Nancy, Bevan, and Wendy decided to play Canadian Ring Toss. Guess what bro it was a tie.
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when you need to help your curling stone during the Winter Games -just a little- and forget there's a bazillion cameras everywhere, and you become a meme.
"well, our curling stone needed just a little help during the winter games so i gave it the old Canadian Finger Boop."
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Person 1: I heard your friend shit the bed yesterday.
Person 2: Yeah, it was total Canadian shit torture.
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The other day, I had a jackass join my Counter Strike match talking smack, talking about how good he was and putting everyone else down, but after I kept killing him repeatedly while speaking sweetly to him, he rage quit after I sent him home packing with a Canadian Bitch Slap.
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