Bean Storm 

whan a man performs oral sex on a woman, and sneezes into her vagina.

You don't have a dusty pussy do you?..... we wouldn't want a category 4 bean storm.

Bean Storm by Meredith & Stephanie October 15, 2008

Bean Burrito 

A sexual position in which one person is laying flat on their back and the other person is squatted on top of them, much like sitting on the toilet. The person standing (typically the female) will then proceed to shit on the person on the ground's chest ; mimicking that of a bean burrito when the beans fall out onto the ground or paper plate.

"So did y'all guys have sex last night?"
"Nah, we didn't do anything special. She gave me a Bean Burrito though."

Bean Burrito by Sliced Kid April 19, 2016

Nescafe bean shaker 

British slang term to describe (in past tense) an insult by using the hand in a tossing/jacking off motion.

Nescafe (pronounced Nes-caf-a) is a coffee, who's ad on TV used a man (Gareth Hunt) that shook coffee beans in one hand like he was masterbating (very funny)

You are driving your car and someone cuts in front of you sharply. Lean out of the window, extend your arm and yell 'wanker!' while curling your hand and moving in a fast wanking/jacking off motion.

You have just performed 'The Nescafe Bean Shaker'!!

Ben "I was driving this morning and some prick cut me up!"
Bill "What did you do?"
Ben "I give it the old Nescafe bean shaker out the window"
Bill "No really?! ha ha"

Nescafe bean shaker by Clintos May 25, 2007

Ubuntu Beads

Small beads that are added to alcoholic beverages in order to increase the total percentage of alcohol within a particular drink.

Typically blueberry flavoured the Ubuntu Beads are rare and difficult to aquire. Usually bars that are able to find a supplier of the Ubuntu Beads become very successful.

HOLY SHIT!!! They have fuckin UBUNTU BEADS here man!

Ubuntu Beads by Ubuntologist April 23, 2009

old bean

A noun that can describe anyone either in an amicable, ironic or downright derogatory meaning.

"That's right, old bean!" - Amicable.
"STFU, you old bean." - Derogatory.

old bean by AKX September 28, 2005

Beanbag 

One who you would not think to be able to walk or move but can for a comprehendable sentence, perferably accepting of playing certain games such as welcome genetalia and hide the brat.

Let's drive around and find some beanbags and do things to them.

Beanbag by Colonel Mustard September 15, 2006

funny bean 

something that is extremely funny when insulting a member of someones family

hey ur mums face is funny bean

funny bean by gangsta!13! May 10, 2006