stret pegging

When fishing the bloke in the peg next to you takes his revenge out on you by pegging you hard.

Christ my float went through jeviis swim twice yesterday, he gave me the stret pegging of my life....I can barely walk today.

by The vorest avenger February 24, 2024

Skreet

To have Street Knowledge.

Shelby is very well informed in the skreets.

by Jezzyreal March 6, 2024

Stretch Nuts

Shaggy 2 dope's alias. Stretchy nuts

All Hail Stretch Nuts!

by KasIsAss April 16, 2024

Skreeting

The act of shitting into a funnel inserted into another persons ass, and then pushing the shit through the funnel into others ass hence transferring shit from one ass to another.

"Hey beautiful, you look skreetable, wanna go skreeting?"

by the penis punisher April 17, 2024

Stretch Johnson

When your Johnson (cock) is between your lover's arse cheeks whilst you spoon her and she clamps onto your foreskin and proceeds to stretch it like a "Stretch Armstrong" toy.

My girlfriend clamped onto my cock and proceeded to Stretch Johnson with her arse cheeks and proceeded to stretch it, before he was hard enough to then slip it in.

by SmoothBallBearings September 3, 2024

stretch city

an exclamation to someone who is stuck to a sticky substance (e.g. glue), and is floating in the air (levitating)

Bully: Now with my new levitating powers, i shall proclaim myself as a prophet!
Bro: whoa! stretch city!

by mrbeast539275 November 29, 2024

shreethwin

a person who is fucking lazy. he's somewhat good in math and talks to a lot of girls. always simps for a girl named swathi. he's tall and is terrible in driving and probably is autistic

A:hey do you like that girl?
B: i like that girl as much as shreethwin likes swathi

by foreignerDesi279 December 21, 2024