Park

Retro slang meaning to have sex, particularly in a "parked" car. To park a car somewhere and have sex. Common in the 50's and 60's.

Yeah, she's a real Run Around Sue, she's parked with every guy in the class of 1962!

by Mr. Statewide February 16, 2020

Park rangers breakfast

A Park rangers breakfast consists of using maple syrup as a sexual lubricant for missionary position based sexual intercourse, once both party’s have finished a sprinkling of all purpose flour is applied to the female genitalia, hence fourth cunnilingus is performed completing the park rangers breakfast, bonus if the female is hairy like a bear.

Oh mate I gave Jane a proper seeing to the other night, she thanked my with a park rangers breakfast.

by Larry Longbottom November 5, 2025

parking lot metal

A genre of music classified by their bands giving concerts at parking lots, of strip malls or supermarkets. They usually set up their instruments right on the handicapped space. That causes problems.

Mastodon, Idiots on Guitar, Warren Trenchcoat, and Swayzak 1 TOM Robot 0 are examples of parking lot metal bands.

by IDONTMIND August 27, 2017

Park Tae-Sook

Park Tae-Sook is such an amazing person and if you ever find him/her KEEP HIM/HER. You will not regret it. Plus... that’s me ;). I am Park Tae-Sook!

Friend: Hey! Park Tae-sook! EXO is having a fan meet, we should go together~

by infires.man June 29, 2019

The park

A place where you may remember from your childhood filled with little kids running around, boogers on poles, middle school bikers who think they are so cool, adults talking about life, and crying babies.

Years ago when you were a child....
You: I want to go to the park!
Parent: Ok lets go, bring your water bottle!
At the park....
You: So fun!
A few minutes later....
WAAHHHHHHH

by JJHargreevs09 October 27, 2020

Trailer Park Trash Bounty Boy

When you didn't graduate High School, Go to College become an adult and get a decently high enough paying job. So you result to accepting money bounties from the Rothschild Illuminati Family, Orion Aliens, Men in Black, United States Government to meet your expenses while the Supreme Creative Force secretly observes you accepting these money bounties to do EVIL actions 90 percent of the time and when your time is up on Earth she over powers you and sends you to a lower Region of Hell to be punished uncomfortably after life

Dude that Trailer Park Trash Bounty Boy Tom is a straight loser taking that blood money off of him

by The Gods & Goddesses November 7, 2019

Schrödinger's Parking Stall

The experience of walking through a parking lot while being followed by a vehicle that leads the walker to feel that every open stall he or she currently blocks is the one the vehicle operator is trying to occupy.

Please use your turn signal and stop being a weirdo because I'm tired of playing Schrödinger's Parking Stall with you.

by NotPessimistic June 8, 2025