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Keeping Mittens Safe 

All the capital letters spell K.M.S. Meaning kill my self.
This is a Keeping Mittens Safe situation.
Keeping Mittens Safe by Nork^er January 13, 2019
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When you fail on the first attempt and succeed on the second.
In the second frame, Michelle got a Mitch when she bowled a gutter-ball on her first throw and then picked up the spare on her second.
A Mitch by Rozersedge February 1, 2019

Oven Mitts 

A nickname for a player of any sport that just can't catch the ball, no matter what. No matter how easy it looks, they still can't catch it.
Oh, how'd he miss the ball?

Ah it happens all the time, we call him 'Oven Mitts'
Oven Mitts by ahhhh2342 February 21, 2019

Cash mitchell

fatass whale who can only hurt people by sitting on them. His fake ass whale ass will never have friends.My name cash a woo-woo!
Oh look its fatass cash mitchell!

Itchy Mitchy mung mung 

This means another word for feeling under the weather. So you call it Itchy Mitchy mung mung
Dear teacher I am feeling a bit Itchy Mitchy mung mung. So I am going to stay at home

Teionte Mitchell 

Long body , pale skin but really is black. Hairy body ass, trifolin , irritating , big headed , fake dread head lookin mop. Real ass nigga give a fuck about a bitch big burking bag hoe 566 stripes on his dick , so they call this pussy zebra.
Teionte Mitchell- T Bibby a.k.a a walking mop- very comparable to a mop or popcorn or hot Cheeto head ass. Favorite line to say - money gang gettin to the gwuap yo ass should know, niggas dissing on the gang but they don’t blow
Teionte Mitchell by VL/GD April 5, 2019