A Mitch

When you fail on the first attempt and succeed on the second.

In the second frame, Michelle got a Mitch when she bowled a gutter-ball on her first throw and then picked up the spare on her second.

by Rozersedge February 1, 2019

Oven Mitts

A nickname for a player of any sport that just can't catch the ball, no matter what. No matter how easy it looks, they still can't catch it.

Oh, how'd he miss the ball?

Ah it happens all the time, we call him 'Oven Mitts'

by ahhhh2342 February 21, 2019

Buddy Mitchell

My ugly rat dog that looks like a crackhead

Buddy Mitchell quit hummpimg bill

by Aabbbwww May 9, 2019

phillip mitchel

Xbox account with top banter and top pack luck known to be a banter boy up there with the best.

Phillip Mitchel packed a tots nland mocked stjo all night long till he cried.

by McBanterBoy May 20, 2019

Bitch Mitts

What you call someone's hands when they've never done manual labor, or when their hands are just too damn soft all the time

Two co-workers talking to a new hire while working in construction.

"Hey newbie, time to actually work for a living and earn some calluses. Gotta get rid of those bitch mitts."

by kardinalsyn May 25, 2019

Smush-mitten cum crusher

A very active promiscuous street walker

Bly is a smush-mitten cum crusher on the weekends.

by PBJay July 2, 2019

Cash mitchell

fatass whale who can only hurt people by sitting on them. His fake ass whale ass will never have friends.My name cash a woo-woo!

Oh look its fatass cash mitchell!

by 𝓑𝓲𝓰 𝓑𝓸𝓲 March 26, 2019