Green Jesus

Description for some bomb ass weed that has you seeing the Matrix...

'Chilling at home, playing Borderlands, stoned off my ass on that Green Jesus...'

by otismakesmusic March 10, 2023

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The Jesus

What to say when you find anything vaguely cross-shaped absolutely anywhere, for any reason, and in any situation.

Yo bro! I just found The Jesus on this tree!

by KingFisherOE April 16, 2023

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Jesus with horns, a pitchfork and a devil's tail adorned with a crown of thorns. He has a shepherd's crook and a pentagram necklace. Ruler of Hellven. He walks on cloven hoof. You must forgive him for everybody's sins since he's taking responsibility for them.

"The rod and the staff of Satanic Jesus is the comforting key to eternal salivation!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 27, 2023

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Deviled Jesus

It's kind of like a deviled crab, but it's a Jesus with crab claws. You can also spell out the name of Jesus on a plate of deviled eggs for a similar comparison.

"This is the Church of Satanic Jesus. Let me hear it for Deviled Jesus! Can I get a BOOM SHAKALAKA?"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 5, 2023

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A Jesus

Remember how I was all "I'm closer to Jesus than you'll ever be" and now I'm like this celibate whipping boy who's being ritualistically cannibalized as a result of my perceived guilt? Yeah...

Hym "Right again about be a Jesus."

by Hym Iam May 28, 2023

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