Prairie Fire

A man takes down his pants to completely expose himself, preferably at a rehearsal dinner or similar formal event. He then proceeeds to light his pubic hair on his genetalia on fire. He then pays it out with his hands to extinguish, much like stomping out an accidental prairie fire. Note: if attempted it’s best to have a spotter ready with a beer to extinguish.

Could you believe that prairie fire? I doubt his wife is happy. He took it all the way down to the roots. That smell of burnt pubes is absolutely unmistakable.

by FCDubbs August 28, 2022

garbage fire

A situation that is beyond the pale

Equifax is a complete garbage fire. They are going to get hacked again because their management and executive team is a bunch of idiots

by nativistspeaker September 22, 2022

Alaskan Firebreather

The act of ejaculating in your partners mouth, then duct taping their mouth and twisting your partner's nipples until semen shoots out of their nose.

Last night I turned Mary into an Alaskan Firebreather.

by Whittier Christian High School October 26, 2022

Mexican Fire Drill

After Mexicans heat up fish in the break room microwave you retaliate by putting a bag of microwave popcorn in for 10 minutes and watch it burn! I JUST PULLED A MEXICAN FIRE DRILL BRO!

Screw this smell of stinky fish in the microwave! I am pulling a Mexican Fire Drill

by Twnkie The Kid November 21, 2022

On fire 'a bit'

When it's not quite cook a burger hot, but still a bit toasty

I think that car is on fire 'a bit'

by Markkk12345 December 1, 2022

Feces fire

When you shit red after eating spicy food

The Taco Bell toilet was a feces fire

by Seark boy December 4, 2022

Set Fire to the Rain

When you fart while peeing.

I was at the urinal when I set fire to the rain and smoked out the other people in the restroom.

by Steely Dan Cortez December 9, 2022