chocolate rustler

a chocolate rustler is a rustler ribsteake(micro waveable burger)with a kitkat (chocolate bar)on it so the rustler has melted chocolate all over it and it tasetes freakin ossim (alternative to awesome)inveted by SUPER SPRIGGS<- my gamer tag

WARNING: continued consumpsion of the chocolate rustler may cause masive fucking heart attack

by martydom noob February 14, 2009

Chocolate Frank

A penis that has been covered in feces after having anal sex.

Person one: Did you here that I got poop dick after being with Sarah.
Person Two: You mean a chocolate frank?

by Theinventor June 4, 2015

Chocolate-Rain

Verb- “To hit a blunt/ joint/ bong/ or any other vesicle to smoke/vape THC back to back whilst only moving away to breath between hits.”

“Watch me CHOCOLATE-RAIN the fuck out of this water bong.”
“Don’t let him hit it. He’s a CHOCOLATE-RAINING motherfucker “

by Big Juicy Tatertot May 8, 2020

chocolate bannana bouquet

When a girl/woman is surrounded by many black cocks!! A black cock served in a floral print pair of underwear!!

I gave that bitch a chocolate bannana bouquet for valentine's day!!

by B-radicalz September 24, 2016

chocolate soda

diet Dr. Pepper

"I want chocolate soda please"

by Big Gramma G September 6, 2012

Chocolate bidet

When Rhett and link became a chocolate fountain, and the liquid chocolate went up links ass, then Rhett proceeded to get down on his knees and open his mouth for links gooey goodness

“It’s like a bidet that does exactly the opposite of what it should do, which is called a badonk or a chocolate bidet”

by Yung_sexc_muthafuka December 30, 2021

Chocolate cock

A fancy, 19th century, word for cigar.

Dave: You wanna try a chocolate cock?
Mike: Go on then.

by H. Jefferson June 1, 2018