chocolate frown

To press your mouth and cheeks tightly into your partner's dirty ass crack and go "phhhbbbsssffft" so hard that you get an arc of poo on your face, hence, the "chocolate frown".
"Damn, that bitch got all up in my grill, so I told her to get down there and get her bitch-ass face a chocolate frown."
by ubiquitron May 04, 2006
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Chocolate steak

Shit dick or a dick covered in feces after sex.
After Billy and I were done he asked if I wanted his chocolate steak, but I said it always leaves me a horrible after taste.
by MercMika May 22, 2017
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Chocolate soup

When one person shits in your mouth and you spit it back and forth in each others mouth and use it as a lubricant. Have a fun time AND save money!
Jose: man, yesterday me and my girl tried the old chocolate soup
Miguel: i wanna try that, how’d it go
Jose: im gonna do it all the time now
by urlocalblackie April 24, 2022
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chocolate covered starfish

When you shit on a boring girl during sex, and she's still unresponsive.
I had to throw that chocolate covered starfish in the shower after we were done.
by Haloyoyo September 14, 2013
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Chocolate Raspberry

Did you hear the chocolate raspberry Jane gave Bill in the other room?
by Nomdy Plume January 11, 2022
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Chocolate Ballarina

when you take a tube of choclate pudding and shove it inside a guys ass then you feed him laxatives in vanilla pudding and spin him around till the tube shoots out his ass and implodes on the wall
Yo Dave you wanna go hang with Mike tonight? Nah man sorry me and Taylor are gonna try the chocolate ballarina later.
by Kiruin May 22, 2023
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chocolate makeover

When you smear poop on someone's eyelids, cheeks, and lips, so it looks like they're wearing chocolate colored makeup.
Aw man, Megus passed out last night after drinking too much and Razzle gave him a chocolate makeover.

There's nothing worse than waking up after a night of drinking with a full-face chocolate makeover.
by Shidface July 29, 2019
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