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Cherry chocolate

To be darkskinned and have red bone skin complexion they usually have long dicks
by Savy my nigga January 11, 2019
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Chocolate Blitz

I wasn't expecting to be Chocolate Blitzed last night.
by Kontime June 14, 2017
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Chocolate Blitz

by Kontime June 14, 2017
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chocolate trump

When you do what you thought was a fart but actually it was the shits. Usually accompanied by a sudden warm feeling in the underpants...
"Whoa, what's that stain on the sofa?"

"Had to clean up 'cos I did a chocolate trump"
by TrickyTrevMcTrick May 17, 2016
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chocolate

Sam had never felt so bad, his girlfriend had just broke up with him. He felt as if nothing could cure his despair. Sam decided he had nothing better to do so he went to his friend Bob's house. When he got there he told Bob all about how he and his girlfriend had broken up.
"Oh no that's terrible!" Bob said as soon as Sam was finished.
"I already knew that" sighed Sam.
"Have you tried chocolate yet? It always works for me" Bob said
"Chocolate?" Asked Sam, who was now very confused.
'Yes chocolate! have you ever tried it?"
"No- I haven't" Said Sam
"It'll make you feel so much better" Said Bob, who was now hurrying into his kitchen.
A few moments later Bob came out of his kitchen holding a flat rectangular package labelled 'chocolate'.
"Try a piece" Said Bob as he broke off one square for each of them.
Sam placed the shiny piece of chocolate in his mouth. As soon as it touched his tongue it began to melt. Sam had never felt so much joy from food. The rich, sweet, and silky smooth chocolate was oozing everywhere in his mouth. He almost fell off his seat because he was so amazed by the power of this small mouthful of chocolate. He begged Bob to tell him where he could find more chocolate.
"You can buy it from lots of places, I got this one from the store up near the beach" said Bob.
Before Bob could say any more, Sam was sprinting to the store near the beach. This my friends, is the power of chocolate.
by ChocolateLover7364 September 7, 2020
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chocolate star fish

when a chocolate shaped cock is inserted into another's prostate and is used to stimulate until melted, it is then removed and then the pegging process can begin. The person pegging will be able to enjoy a nice chocolate dessert.
I had my girl over on Valentine's Day and to be a little kinky we wanted to do chocolate star fish.
by milf lover 420 February 14, 2025
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Chocolate Hobnob

When you dip your cock in some heated chocolate in an attempt to illicit a blowjob
"I heard Jeff offered Margret a Chocolate hobnob. Spent the night in A&E"
by TheVen August 21, 2024
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