Also called Chocolate bacon, gods gifts to earth and almighty. It is What makes the world go round. Two of the best things on earth. Anyone who thinks otherwise is wrong and should only be forced to eat tofu for the rest of their lifeS
by I'mwatchingmonsterfish September 30, 2016
Get the Bacon chocolatemug. Immediately after dropping a deuce a man must take ferocious meat until the man ejaculates inside his anus. Following this the man slurps up the concoction.
by Tim Shivers July 1, 2025
Get the Filipino Chocolate Swirlmug. Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.
"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."
by Turdgod December 27, 2016
Get the Chocolate Top Hatmug. by alpha man/female January 14, 2022
Get the dark chocolatemug. by Captntristan March 6, 2021
Get the Chocolate pukemug. by Alabaster Slim March 22, 2023
Get the White Chocolate Mochamug. Chris: "Yoo you want some chocolate pudding lemon nerds?"
Colin: "I dont eat shit. Shut the fuck up."
Colin: "I dont eat shit. Shut the fuck up."
by SirGrammarNazii February 8, 2021
Get the Chocolate Pudding Lemon Nerdsmug.