Simp

you

no one:

absolutely no one:

you: damn my girl's so pretty she's my world

friend: SIMP!

by peydums December 25, 2020

Simp

Someone who watches the Simpsons

The Simpsons became a popular show that a lot of people became 'simps'

by KarateJoe9000 October 3, 2021

Simp

A manchild who cant say no or disagree with a person specially a girl who ends up friendzoning him into oblivion.
"Simp" is typically related with the name: Nasser

Man 1: Yo, where is Nasser?
Man 2: He's talking to a girl.
Man 1: Does he have a chance?
Man 2: No, and he knows it.
Man 1: So... he skipped hanging with the bois for a girl who friendzoned him right?
Man 2: Yup
Man 1: What a simp!

by 3tiniactivia May 29, 2020

SIMP

Also known as Skill Issue Mental Disorder

Ex: this guy has SIMP lmao

by some dude lmao March 30, 2022

SIMP

meaning: so i must prepare
It stands for so i must prepare

' hey i gtg, i have a test tomorrow ,simp'
'kk bye!'

by grrr.co.uk November 28, 2020

Simp

A person (mainly men) that craves attention by their crush and will give them money for validation. Often the simp think they're in a relationship but largely the crush will use them as money or just for brownie points from their post

This twitch streamer has an army of simps that thinks they have a change with her

by Jerryboiz April 25, 2020

SIMP

SIMP is an acronym for squirrels in my pants

"help I have a bad case of SIMP"

by BlueberryPasta October 22, 2020