Simp's Law 

Simp's law is an adage that simply states that if you need to ask whether or not you're simping, then you definitely are. Coined by Chaddus Thundercoccoppolus, the Greek philosopher, in the 5th Century BC.

"Simp's law, Bretheren. It's very simple; if you need to ask whether or not something is simping, it is" - Marcus Aurelius

Simp's Law by mistahroga May 9, 2020

Simp Bitch 

Someone who is a beta human that drives a lemon and gets no pussy

Josh guy is such a simp bitch

Simp Bitch by Bigwillyplaya69 May 11, 2020

SIMP KING 

A emu that simps are on girls that start with L

You is that a SIMP KING

SIMP KING by Yusbsjs May 26, 2020

Simp Paralysis 

Very horrible. It is diagnosed when you have simped too hard online and in public! The only cure is to REDACTED.

Bro, I heard that Jeremy got diagnosed with Simp Paralysis.

Simp Paralysis by UnoKage June 9, 2020

Simp'nt 

The opposite of a Simp . He values his friends, money and time more than a woman or 5 minutes of coochie.

If you're a simp'nt, God bless you son.

Person 1: Hey, what happened between you and your girlfriend?

Person 2: I broke up with her because chose my oreos instead of her.

Person 1: My God. You're a Simp'nt (meanwhile he starts crying and saluting)

Simp'nt by Rayzvn June 10, 2020

simp king 

the biggest simp of them all, but of a door mat for the girl he simps for.

sam rhea is the simp king.

simp king by differentgravey2 June 22, 2020

Simp Hotel 

A slang word for Onlyfans.

I heard steve signed into a girls Simp Hotel

Simp Hotel by Vexed Logzilla July 5, 2020