No Simp Paradox

The misconception that some actions of simping can be interpreted as no simping. Some actions are simping regardless if you do them or not. The action of holding a door for the female gender is clearly related to simping. However, by you revoking the action, the females simp-radar might catch the act by thinking "wow, he does not want me to know he likes me, that's why he wont hold the door for me". This however, requires the encounter of an intelligent female, which is very unlikely.

You're really about to fuck up no simp september bro, you've been caught by the no simp paradox

by Ph.D. in No Simping September 16, 2020

simp

a person that is fr tweaking over somebody else, a simp is known for being obsessed with that one crush.

" I cant believe how i went from a pimp to simp over someones that dosent even like me "

by mamadora.3000 September 16, 2020

Simp

Ethan Clinky

Ethan= simp

by Hipiudusk September 16, 2020

Ultra Simp

To simp so hard that you don’t text or talk to your friends unless you desperately need help.

Bro Christian is such an ultra simp. He texted me for the first time in a month asking for help with homework.

by LilCrouton September 16, 2020

Simp

Ariken W.

Ariken W. SIMPS for underaged trans girls

by Saskatoon – 306-933-6200 September 16, 2020

Simp

@__vanchev

@__vanchev is simping on Dzheren

by Grizgich September 17, 2020

Simp

Blake butler

Blake is a simp because he admires girls doing nothing

by *NSYNC di September 17, 2020