Blue plants

yes we've all seen blue flowers they can be orchids and there is that blue Piranha plant it's basically a Venus flytrap coming from a pipe
It also has a meme SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW

Hey dude

Yeah?
Did you know that the blue Piranha plant from Mario
Uh huh?
Has a meme
What?!
Ok water my Blue plants im gonna go to the mall for some stuff ok?
Yeah.
And I have a real Piranha plant don't get to close ok?
Ok dude see you later
Bye.

by YourLocalGrape November 11, 2022

Rubber Plant IQ

Someone with the wit of a rubber plant, thus as smart as an inanimate object.

Person 1: You've got rubber plant IQ.
Person 2: *licks a doorknob*

by Izn't No More November 28, 2022

Face-planked

To fall down face first, or to fall flat on your face

I was out walking tripped and nearly face-planked it.

by Nightsky December 18, 2022

urethral plane

The alternate dimension that lies between the material and outer planes. Basically, it’s a whole dimension of the inside of a penis

The heroes found a portal to the urethral plane, and when they entered, there was urine.

by NastyN88 January 1, 2023

peppermint planet

A drug induced happy place.

I’d rather be on a Peppermint Planet than in rehab.

by Commodore February 13, 2023

air plans

Plans that you have that are in the air or not set in stone. The plans are still up for change.

"We have air plans to go to Florida for spring break"
"I think I'm gonna go see Jamie on Friday, but that's just an air plan right now"

by Radical Sloth March 22, 2023

business plant

a plant that does business stuff

yo i just got a business plant

by scp sl guy April 18, 2023