johnson steamboat 

When you put your girl on your cock and spin her around

Man we hooked up for so long last night that I had to pull out the Johnson steamboat

johnson steamboat by John David Barwin July 15, 2017

johnston county cupcake 

While hitting it from behind and getting your ass getting licked by a dog, you throw up on her back, pull out and blow a load on the back of her head.

She likes extra icing on her Johnston county cupcake.

johnston county cupcake by Hoodlummm February 28, 2019

johnson's law 

When you save an item (like a screw, or a part from something) for years and then you finally throw it out but the very next day you need it.

Hey Charlie, do you still have that part to that old machine you've been holding on to? Nope, Johnson's Law.

johnson's law by JohnnyBabes September 11, 2020

JohnsWhicc

Some guy on twitter who absolutely HATES it when someone likes chapter 2 season 2 or chapter 2 in general.

hehe fuck you for having a different opinion on fortnite
-JohnsWhicc

JohnsWhicc by Retshurb Bruhster October 7, 2020

Johnson bar

A horizontal bar made from a thin (4" diameter say) tree trunk mounted a couple of feet of the ground to sit on while defecating in the woods.

While you set up camp, I'll go make a Johnson bar, since we'll be here a few days.

Johnson bar by Jpeno October 23, 2020

johnsin 

A word to describe a mails Penis.

"Hay man, why your girl won't let lose on you yet?"
"Man it's because she believes my Johnsin is a key to sin without marriage"

johnsin by Sin Dick November 25, 2020

Johnsonly 

Very fancy and worth alot of money. Johnsonly can also describe a very fancy person, most with a large mustace, a brittish accent and a job as a butler. All of them are very welcoming and put yojr coatvon the door rack for you.

Joe is looking very Johnsonly over there

Johnsonly by Oofer_TheGreat December 1, 2020