Kevin Colby Hebert

Also known as a young Bob Patrick, Kevin Colby Hebert is the ultimate anal animal savage. He enjoys long walks on the beach and stimulating an innocent boys butt hole. (preferably 4-12 year olds). While scared to use his real name by the fear of being found and captured, Kevin uses the name "COBRA".

Hey Sammi, dont stay out too late, you dont want Kevin Colby Hebert to get your booty.

I wont mom.

by BUTT KISSER May 29, 2012

Stealth Cold

All the debilitating inward signs of a cold - aches, pains, tiredness and brain fog - without the obvious symptoms of congestion and coughing. Still enough to lay you out for a couple of days, even though your immune system is doing its best to hide your weakness from predators.

I was off work for a chunk of last week with a stealth cold. Knocked me flat for a day or two but didn't really go anywhere. Annoying.

by SpeckledJim1917 April 16, 2014

Raisiningly cold

When the weather outside is so cold it causes a man's testes to shrink to the size of raisins

Damn! You'd better bundle up before you go out. It's raisiningly cold out there.

by cranioDan11 January 31, 2016

dick cold

Chlamydia

Man we totally shouldn't have fucked that girl. I've had a dick cold for weeks

by Swampninja08 March 10, 2016

To cody

To get regected by a 5 or lower.

Person one: what is wrong with him
Person two: he go codied (to cody)
Person one: by who?
Person two: carley
Person one: eww she is a three

by The real oso August 20, 2016

hiv cold

When a human male gets a common cold and fever strikes.
Common has nothing to do with it.

Death is there, you know it, death knows it.
Unaware of the danger is your wife/ girlfriend and possibly the doctor who refuses to treat you - every single time.

The survival rate of hiv cold is next to nothing. Possibly the single greatest threat to mankind.

by k1b5 May 25, 2016

Aaron cold

To be so physically cold that you feel like an iceberg...

1. God, I'm so freaking freezing...
2. Are you Aaron cold?
1. Yeah, dude.

2. Damn, that's cold.

by Lizzythekitcat June 22, 2016