Two Wuv

A condition where a person sings about having a crush on the Oslen twins for no reason and they have a blue tie

Zeebin: Mary Kate and Ashley I hope you understand tha-
The Oslen twins: Ew get away
*Zeebin is now sad but still sings two Wuv*

by AnonWT. March 2, 2025

Two Fist

When a guy stimulates two other guys penises with his hands, usually resulting in ejaculation

Billy used his "Two Fist" and stroked Roger and Dwayne Simultaneously till they came all over his face

by HardTime June 28, 2019

McPoop Two

When your dog poops two times in one walk forcing you to use the same poop bag twice.

Let me get a McPoop Two!

by Tmurry June 15, 2016

Mr Two Bites

This phrase is used to describe a legend who prove the doubters wrong.

‘You cant eat a pizza in two bites!!!’ Says jake (lower case cuz he wrong ). ‘ Slap me a million times if im wrong.’ -Mr Two Bites ‘dam u really are mr two bites’ EVERYONE

by Mr Two Bites March 16, 2025

Two-Fi

A racial slur categorizing people of a certain ethnicity African American/black under this umbrella term.

Synonyms:
A black person, n-bomb etc.

Those two-fis is crazy!

by Janessilentshoes March 22, 2009

Two toes

Oi two toes!?

Oi two toes, taking your bitch thanks

by anonymous September 16, 2021

Two Face

A cat that has 2 "halves" of a face. They have 2 different colors on their face and makes it look like they have half of a mask or sock on. Some humans may seem like your friend but their not. Half of the face is sassy and the other face may be cute or look upset.

My "Two Face" cat looks cute from one side of her face but the other side looks sassy.

by Cats for life. March 22, 2022