Milk

What your dad to go get

Person 1 : Yo, my dad went to get the milk

Person 2 : Nice

by AReallyGayMom December 3, 2023

forbidden chocolate milk

You have a hat you've worn for years, but never washed. Fill a sink with water and detergent. Dip your hat in the sink and wring it out multiple times. Now, you have produced forbidden chocolate milk.

Keep our child out of the bathroom. I'm washing my hat in there, and the sink is full of forbidden chocolate milk.

by LazyRooster November 7, 2023

Milking the cobra

When a person uses their finger or device to stick up a mans anus stimulating the prostate to release an orgasm.

Maui likes when his wife is milking the cobra

by Reaper22 December 7, 2019

Mom went out for a gallon of milk

The female version of “Dad went out for cigarettes”, where the mom goes out and abandons the kid under the pretense of buying milk.

Mom went out for a gallon of milk and never came back.

by ozzygcoverdale May 1, 2022

Milk Stevens

Referring to gravity bong that has produced a yellowish smoke.

Bro that geeb is Milk Stevens!

by Bigmoochiesauce November 16, 2023

Milk tractor

A woman holding so much cum it puts weight on her

Bro, Jessica is such a Milk tractor

by Novanir July 16, 2021

Milk

Milk is the nectar of the gods. ITS CHOCOLATE ALSO SOMETIMES

Guys I cant go out i have to drink my milk

by anonymous November 20, 2020