Term used to describe the group of males lingering in various locations (i.e. bars, clubs, bowling allies, etc.) near last call, hoping to scam on desperate and/or intoxicated females.

Also referring to the quality of man, being as these creatures are of the lowest quality and are often compared to pond scum, or the crap at the bottom of the toothbrush holder in your bathroom.
Ex. It's slim picking when all that's left is the douche scum of this place.
by Ghouly Girl March 16, 2011
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The douche monster or the monster of douches.

Like a mega douche but way douchier.

It’s a combination of words “douche” and the Spanish word “chupacabra
Jose aka El douche-acabra is at it again.
by The best bartender in Parma April 16, 2023
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The annoying and all too prolific children of douche bags.
Friend 1: "Jesus, I wish that kid would sit down and shut the fuck up so that we can enjoy our brunch."

Friend 2: "Yeah, his mother is on her phone just ignoring him."

Friend 1: "What a little douche baguette!"

Friend 2: "Excuse me!? Do you have any Grey Poupon??"
by warmbrother May 2, 2018
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The swampy mess where the residue of hundreds of used douches collect
'Jack is such s douche bog. You mean douche bag, no he's worse. His amount of douche makes a bog not a standard back
by adamsgone April 18, 2011
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The only thing that exceeds the amount of douoche in the doucheapotamus
I can't believe the way that guy is acting. He's gotta be the biggest douche I've ever seen.. In fact He's a douche whale.
by image969 December 31, 2008
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a person under the age of eleven or shorter than five foot four that is a complete douche.
by thefiness November 4, 2010
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Chess. Please ask chess. His name is way too rare.
You're such a douche wiener.
by Lostinbrasil April 1, 2017
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