ear douche 

The comforting that females give each other when one has been seriously bitch burned.

Ashley :" OMG Becky don't believe her, you have the most perfectly groomed brows I've ever seen, you know she's just jealous , Jenny said Scott is dumping her for being such a bitch, seriously" Becky : " ok, thanks for the ear douche ! High 5! Let's get a mocha"

ear douche by Shmuckatellee October 13, 2015

Super Douche 

A super douche is someone, typically a male, who flexes in either all, or the majority of his photos.

Did you see Justin's last Instagram post? He's such a super douche!

Super Douche by BallerDoucheBag October 15, 2015

dary-douche 

You meet this guy called Dary and he's a self entitled d*ck so he's known as a dary-douche.

Me: Hey dude
Dary: I'm amazing, everyone wants me
Me: What a dary-douche

dary-douche by evil-bacon-is-evil November 16, 2015

Dickle Douche 

When a man urinates inside a woman's pussy.

I was fucking my girlfriend last night and I had to piss so bad, I dickle douched inside her.

Dickle Douche by Sharky 321 October 15, 2016

Tow douche 

A tow truck operator who thinks he knows everything but is actually an incompetent know it all idiot

Got my car towed last night, tow guy damaged my bumper.. what a fucking tow douche!

Tow douche by HTJA October 22, 2016

Phantom Douche 

The accidental injection of cold air into the rectum during anal douching. Often a result of an ill-prepared or malfunctioning douche.

My douche bag broke and I ended up having a phantom douche.

Phantom Douche by ScoobySkeet November 29, 2016

miss douche

what you call a woman who makes something pervey out of a man. Qouta Rebecca Bunch of The CW's Crazy Ex Girlfriend

Yeah I'm done with miss douche, gonna start with misses douche

miss douche by ruckasboy January 13, 2017