Douche Baguette

The female version of a douche bag! They usually travel in packs and are known to be attracted to their counter part, the douche bag. They tend to hang out at the same venues on a weekly basis. They are known to take several pictures while at the same venue, so they can post them on Facebook and talk about how great it was this week! They like to brag and love attention no matter good or bad, they will take it.
The female cast of the Jersey Shore.. People of an ethnic community, that attend the same venue's on a weekly basis. If somebody considers you a female douche bag then you're a DOUCHE BAGUETTE!
by HUSAT January 09, 2011
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Girl: Go with that Douche Baguette, you two are perfect for each other.
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An annoying individual who is a blithering idiot and tries to get on your nerves. This term is very flexible and can be used in a plethora of different circumstances.
Annoying person: *radiates irritation*
Person with diverse vocabulary: Get the hell away from me you utter douche baguette.

(This phrase has been used for centuries, as shown below in original bible scripture)

Roman person: I am going to crucify you now Jesus.
Jesus: Oh ffs you are such a douche baguette.
by Isxxc242 July 10, 2022
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A person of French or French Canadian descent who, while slumming in another part of the world, will constantly tell you how much better, cleaner, more sophisticated or civilized their country of origin is. Often insists on using undecipherable colloquial terms to the point of justifiable homicide. ex-calling napkins serviettes.
Jean-Luc orders Molson beer at every bar we go to then gives the server an attitude when they don't have it. He's a douche baguette of Alan Thicke proportions.
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by Haute Pepper September 15, 2011
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A thin loaf of french bread that a woman inserts in her vaginal canal for purposes of enhancing her pleasure and its flavor for dinner later.
Lets eat a douche baguette for dinner tonight.
by Dr. Random May 21, 2009
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"Geesh, I can't believe she fucked you over like that! What a douche baguette!
by Loreinski April 11, 2009
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The female version of a douche bag. This female has an overrated sense of self worth, with low level of intellegence, behaving ridiculously in front of others; like being loud, dancing nasty, wearing Ed Hardy shirts with matching Ed Hardy glitter hats, has overflowing make up, tons of mascara on her eye lashes and makes the pouting face with downward peace sign with her hand every time she takes a picture.
The girl with her Ed Hardy outfit and pouting poses in photos can win the tag of the Douche Baguette. She thinks she owns the place.
by sunny936 February 08, 2010
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