Twatemala

The country of your citizenship if you are a Twat

Oh, that twat? He's the ambassador from Twatemala.

by hazelnutbiscotti March 24, 2024

Twatemala

The country of your citizenship if you are a Twat.

He's a Twat. He's the ambassador from Twatemala.

by hazelnutbiscotti March 26, 2024

Twattopotomus

A mean-ass nurse who will never have the self-awareness to realize the misfortunes that follow her are of her own making, so she will never change and have peace.

Met a wild Twattopotomus last night, who was trying to eat everybody's young after pulling a double at the e.r.!

by DickStinger April 13, 2024

Twatcrack

An exposed upper vulval fold, usually due to low-rise jeans or a small bikini bottom.

"Dag, yo. Breighleigh's twatcrack is totally showing. She's like a reverse plumber. I'd like to PLUMB HER. I'm a comedic genius"

by tone_bone December 13, 2024

Twatonomics

The economics of being a twat. How much of a twat are they on the twatonomics twat meter

That piers Morgan is such a twat he gains at least a 4.9 on the twatonomics Richter scale.

by UkCookie January 10, 2025

twattypuss

twattypuss- being such a twat that you’re being a twat x8. Like an octopus has 8 legs. And being slapped by 16 lips.

GOD! You didn’t have to act like a twattypuss when you could’ve just acted like a twat!

by cuntybossbitch16 February 2, 2025

Twatt

A small hamlet in the Shetland Islands, not to be confused with the British curse word Twat.

"Last weekend, I visited your house in Twatt."

by Desiro July 24, 2025