life-sucker 

(noun) someone who is extremely needy to the point where they start to suck actual years of your life away

My father won't live past the age of 55 because my brother is such a life-sucker.

"Dude, I don't know why he didn't call back. Maybe he realized that he already lost a year of his life from going out with you one time."

life-sucker by Dan to the Elle July 29, 2008

sucker 

anyone who falls for scams and tricks

I just fell for the Nigeria scam, so im a sucker for doing it

sucker by tatomuck1 April 4, 2009

suckster 

a suckster is one part hipster and one part sucker.

person 1: "see that guy over there with the tight jeans and the vintage glasses frames?"
person 2: "yeah."
person 1: "well, he just bought the same jeans at the expensive vintage store for $120 that he could've gotten at the Salvation Army for $5."
person 2: "what a suckster."

OR

any hipster who also just sucks. note that this includes the vast majority of hipsters.

suckster by mur the scientist biker May 1, 2008

Suckapotamus 

An individual that bears a striking resemblance to a hippopotamus, who has an addiction to complaining, and is plagued with the problem of just sucking at life in general. Such an individual is a cross between beast, Debbie-downer, Medusa, and an incurable migraine.

The party became exponentially more enjoyable after the suckapotamus left. If I had to listen to one more complaint, I was going to cut my ear off.

Suckapotamus by DaddyWouldYouLikeSomeSausage November 11, 2010

Suckfest 

An alias for Lifetime Movie Network

Last night, I watched the best John Stamos movie on Suckfest!

Suckfest by wittbelle October 10, 2011

sucka foo

A sucka who is also a foo

Look at that sucka foo

sucka foo by sucka foo April 1, 2003

butt sucking 

Under the general category of analingus, butt sucking involves a vigorous suction motion to be done by the mouth on the anus, rather than mere licking. In fact, the use of the tongue in the case of butt sucking is optional. If there are turds in said anus, butt sucking may lead to something under the header of scat. The resulting stimulation is different than mere licking, and has been purported to resemble the feeling of involuntary dumping. See: incontinence.

Jan: Use your mouth on my ass, Stuart.
Stuart: You want me to lick?
Jan: No, I'm in the mood for some butt sucking.
Stuart: You better not have to dump.

butt sucking by Dan Sheem April 16, 2008