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Creamy plank

A creamy plank happens when you engage a standard plank exercise after a heavy meal.
I've just eaten too much man, went to the gym and did a creamy plank; shit was messy.

You shouldn't exercise after an Italian wedding ceremony; you risk creaming your planks!
by Zz Daddy o December 25, 2021
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face plant

Basically the same as “painting his/her face” just has more of a dramatic effect
He gave me the fattest face plant
by 25pilots December 30, 2021
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Titty planking

When one female is laying down, the other one is on top, and the they are touching
So we were making out and we ended up titty planking each other.
by Mysterryder March 7, 2022
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La Planeta

One of many La Pasa's phrases.
Goberment: Sup Vladimir

Vladimir: Callate caco de La Planeta

Goberment: Ma diez de impueto pa ti
by LaUniverso March 19, 2022
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Jam planning

The term "jam planning" means to be or the victim of what can only be described as opening another's ass and putting jam in said ass
I cant wait to jam planning you with my thick hands and my smuckers
by Convictedfelon101 April 11, 2022
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crimson planet

Crimson Planet is a 2.0/2.1 Extreme Demon mega-collaboration hosted and published by TrueOmega and verified by Wooshi on May 19, 2018. It is extremely difficult, despite being very short for an Extreme Demon, (almost three times shorter than Bloodlust), Crimson Planet is considered to be harder than Bloodlust, but Zodiac is considered harder, as it is over two minutes longer than Crimson Planet. When Zodiac was moved to the Legacy List due to an update, Crimson Planet became the #1 Demon for one day before Zodiac was reverted.
person 1: hey, did you see that crimson planet was placed on the demon-list
person 2: wait, crimson planet was verified?
by foxy :/ April 16, 2022
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Jamaican Plane

Our favorite person in the entire world. Derived from the acronym "JP", which comes from the name J. Porter. Ms. Porter is known for her specialty in traumatizing unsuspecting children within her dance studio. To cover our tracks while speaking of her, the director of her ballet program invented the name "Jamaican Plane".
"Oh no, here comes Jamaican Plane."
"Jamaican Plane went crazy during rehearsal last night."
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