Darigold Milk Challenge

When a person consumes five 16 oz bottles of chocolate milks in a minute without aid or throwing up. If one throws up, then they have to start over.

Mike: "I bet you I could do the Darigold Milk Challenge."
Daryl: "Ok, prove it. I'll count for you."
Mike: "Ok, here goes." *chugs*
Daryl: 1
Mike: *chugs*
Daryl: 2
Mike: *chugs another*
Daryl: 3 in 30 seconds.
Mike: I'm gonna puke, *chugs...*
Daryl: 4, keep going!! 1 more
Mike: *barfs up all the chocolate milk*
Daryl: Bro cmon, not on my counter, that's where we eat. Now you have to start over and clean it up.

by Anarchist666 May 22, 2013

Ice Milk

Definition 1: The best drink ever invested. It is made by pouring whole milk over ice cubes.

Definition 2: A phrase exclaimed when someone is excited (either sexually or not sexually).

Guy: Want something to drink? We have water, orange juice, and ice milk.

Girl: Ice Milk!

by Paulie! July 5, 2022

milk utter ski slope cleaner

During sex the woman gives the man a boob job. When he is about to come he stands up. Then the girl pulls his dick down over her tits one at a time there for milking him. The trails over her boobs should look like a ski trails. The man then proceeds to lick of the semen of the boobs.

Joe: I gave my girl a milk utter ski slope cleaner.
Marry: What? I wish my boy would do that!

by HUE HUE HUE!! October 7, 2016

Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

powdered milk

THE WORST FUCKING THING EVER WTF WHO WOULD DRINK THIS TYPE OF SHIT OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS SO DISGUSTING ITS LIKE PUTTING MILK IN WATER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

POWDERED MILK FUCKING SUCKS - cummin xD

by cummin xD December 6, 2021

Milk

Just like Sauce (style) but colder
so in fact you're cool and got the sauce a the same time

Damn with these shoes , You got the milk bro !

by Lil Rob$ March 15, 2018

Cockolate Milk

Milked from the blackest dudes in Africa to give you the strength to pick cotton all day then play a full game of football with out game fatigue.

Eric guzzled his Cockolate Milk till his tummy hurt because of the great salty taste & still kicked his 1 field goal in triple overtime to win the game.

by Jizmasters October 26, 2024