I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself

Suicide is not the answer.

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself
No, everyone you know will miss you
You're right

by Bi poppi January 12, 2023

I'll be Upstairs!

A wholesome phrase coined by comedian and social personality Theo Von. While it may be interpreted in multiple ways, the overarching concept is that of acceptance and invitation, with an open heart and mind. Extending the olive branch of friendship without judgement. It is sometimes augmented with the bonus boof-pack: "There's only room for two". (as in you are my Ride or Die.) That's extra love and indicates a very cool connection. If someone uses this vernacular with you, keep 'em close.

Homie 1: I'm off to sail the high seas, won't see you for a bit.
Homie 2: I'll be Upstairs!
Homie 1: Not sure about my living situation when i get back, may I crash w/ you if needed?
Homie 2: There's only room for two, my dude.

by electricllizard January 24, 2023

I'll see/we'll see

The phrase "I'll see/we'll see" is the common response given in a conversation when your friend cannot be arsed or are antisocial. If this response occurs often then this is your cue to get new friends, you'll often hear the phrase "I'm busy" aswell.

Get new friends, your welcome.

"I'LL SEE/WE'LL SEE" can be defined as a response given when your friend don't give a shit about you

Person 1: "Hey bro, you wanna go nandos next week"
Person 2: "I'm busy"

Person 1: "all week?"
Person 2: "yeah I'm busy Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday"

by Bobby569 February 13, 2023

I’ll Bet You

Ice cubes on a red hot stove will melt, and I'll bet ya
A drowning man bet his first words are help, and I'll bet ya
If you bet on a horse and the horse don't win, you lose, and I'll bet ya
If you try, to sit on air, you're gonna fall, and I'll bet ya

If you want a winning hand
If you want a perfect man
I’ll Bet You never lose with love
I'm gonna win, and I'll bet ya
Bet you never lose with love
I'm gonna win, and I'll bet ya

Take a car, without fuel, it ain't gonna move, and I'll bet ya
A carpenter can't build his house without any tools, and I'll bet ya
If your shoes are too small, they hurt your feet, and I'll bet ya
And you can't know what's goin' on, if you're asleep, oh I'll bet ya

If you want a winning hand
If you want a perfect man
I'll bet you never lose my love
You will win and I'll bet ya
Bet you never lose my love
You got to win, I bet ya

I'll bet you never lose my love

by Death Menace March 5, 2023

I’ll live

A sarcastic way to tell someone you’re fine.

Oh my god that’s a lot of blood! , eh I’ll live.

by Box__Ghost March 6, 2023

I'll think about it

no you won't

"I'll think about it"
"no you won't"
"fair"

by obscureharrypottercharacter March 16, 2023

I'll see you at wal mart

"I'll see you at Walmart" is an expression that was reportedly created by a US army soldier in the Tacoma Seattle area. It has since gained popularity and spread throughout various urban communities. The origins of the phrase are unclear, but it is believed to have originated as a way to challenge or threaten others in a confrontational manner. While the exact meaning and usage of the phrase may vary among different groups, it generally conveys a sense of aggression and a willingness to engage in physical altercation. As with any potentially violent language, it is important to use the phrase responsibly and with caution, as it can easily escalate a situation and lead to harm.

Hey, shut up
Who are you talking too
You
That's ok, I'll see you at Wal Mart

by Introvert95 April 2, 2023