grundy pips 

Small pieces of faecal matter found in grubby underpants.

Colin, having terrible flatulence as well as hygiene was not surprised to find that the frequent release of vaporised turd into his pants had formed into grundy pips. A more polite way of saying "I've followed through and lightly shit myself".

grundy pips by Spoopleman April 16, 2017

cock pips

Jelly-like lumps found in semen, that kind of sting a little but in a tantalising manner.

"Have you ever came jelly after not whacking off after a few days?"
"Yeah bro, I shoot cock pips most Sundays!"

cock pips by art_n_sex June 7, 2017

icelandic pipe 

When you put faeces in a condom freeze it and the use it as dildo until defrosted

Last night I used a Icelandic pipe

icelandic pipe by Dirtyword92 July 12, 2017

British Pipeline

The act of smothering a crumpet in tea, the tea being a lubricant, and shoving it your ass, then fisting yourself until it comes out of your mouth.

Oh my god, did you hear? Steve gave himself a British Pipeline!

British Pipeline by Depressed Male July 30, 2017

Hawaiian pipeline 

A frozen banana used for purposes to promote sexual pleasure to oneself or to another by inserting into ones body.

1. "I added bananas to the grocery shopping list so we can try the Hawaiian pipeline tonight"

2. Husband asks: "What's for dessert , hun?"

Wife Replies" "Hawaiian pipelines!"

Hawaiian pipeline by BrandyWegal1006 September 6, 2017

Oklahoma Pipe Jack

The art of lying on your back, bending your legs above your head, and spraying diarrhea into the air onto your body and/or others.

"The Taco Bell from last night gave me a super powerful Oklahoma Pipe Jack this morning."

Oklahoma Pipe Jack by PooniesNeverSayDie April 19, 2018

Post-Pipe Push 

The poop you take right after laying some pipe on a girl.

Did you see GoT? That dude shot his dad while he was taking his Post-Pipe Push!

Post-Pipe Push by sullyvan September 29, 2017