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Jehovah's Fitness

What those bible pimps get from walking around all day and knocking on unanswered doors.
Peter and Gordon were deep in their Church pilgrimage to convert people. They were full of energy because of their Jehovah's Fitness.
by will bitten September 14, 2017
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That's Tits!

Phrase exclaiming happiness and joy upon hearing and/or learning good news.
Shannon came in the room and sat next to Nikki. For the first time this week she appeared happy. She whispered into Nikki's ear, "I got my period today ". Her smile was indeed infectious as it then spread across Nikki's face as he exclaimed "That's Tits! It really is, lover. But I still need church in my life and I need the type of religion that I can only find at the altar that is between your legs". Grinning in agreement, Shannon rousted Nikki from his chair so that he might get to "church" on time.
by Nikki Stixx June 16, 2020
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America's Ass

The ass of Captain America who represents America and therefore has the ass of America
Wow! America's Ass is swinging!
by The_Crimson_Chin April 26, 2019
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Horton’s Law

Politicians can be counted on to keep all their bad promises, and abandon all their good ones.
Of course Trump is adding to the debt and hasn’t passed any progun legislation, it’s Horton’s law.
by Moa_wearemoa June 28, 2019
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Brendon Urie's forehead

The forehead of lead singer and only actual member of Panic! at the Disco.

It's the largest thing in all of the galaxies. Literally looks like a satellite dish. You could land a plane on it. Smooth and shiny. It's abnormally large but without it he'd look fuckin' weird.
panic! at the disco fan 1: yo brendon urie's forehead is bigger than an elephant's ass

panic! fan 2: stfu. beebo is beautiful with his forehead

panic! fan 3: yeah well they finally found something to fill it. SICK ASS HORNS FOR EMPEROR'S NEW CLOTHES VIDEO!!!!
by violinist23 July 15, 2016
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It's liquid DFE(1,1,-difluoroethane) that's commonly sold in certain stores as computer duster. It is used when neither dry ice or liquid nitrogen is obtainable. It's usually used for science, to freeze things, or just for fun cooling thermometers, water, or some insects. The computer duster can is used for dusting off the dust from computers using the DFE gas. however, when turned upside-down, it provides a frostbite causing super-cold liquid that's -25 degrees Celsius(-12 degrees Fahrenheit) or colder. It is sometimes(very very rarely) used to try to liquefy formaldehyde or other gases, but due to the toxicity of these gases, a gas mask is recommended. It can liquefy butane, a far less toxic, but highly flammable gas. Getting Homeless man's liquid nitrogen on skin can be deadly, as frostbite can occur. It's a cryogenic liquid.
Dude, I just froze some cockroaches, a container of water, and liquefied a gas using Homeless man's liquid nitrogen.
by CognitiveFuel November 2, 2013
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Schrödinger’s Feminist

A woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most
A typical case of Schrödinger’s Feminist as the women were allowed the choice to flee Ukraine and the men were made to stay and fight against Russia.
by Lenny K April 7, 2022
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