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Alex

The very first bitch in recorded in history. The first version of the Bible recorded a man named Alex who was condemned to be the worlds greatest bitch. The name Alex is a basic everyday bitch. A great 15th century author who is unknown wrote a book referencing the Worlds greatest unnatural phenomenon the birth of Alex the legendary bitch. The only works found was titled Alex is a bitch
Your being a real big Alex today
by AlexKINGisAbitch February 23, 2020
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Alex Russel

One of the hottest s guys you will ever see. On S.W.A.T he is known as Jim Street and is a sexy man he gives me big dick vibes
Girl: omg he’s so hot
Me:yeah that’s Alex Russel my daddy
by StraightGay46 December 30, 2020
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Alex

Alex is the type to sit around and listen to everything you have to say even when shes at her lowest though it seems like she is sad a lot she is an amazing person with a big heart and an amazing personality, she is beautiful and has gorgeous hair with precious eyes, Alex is the best.
Boy1: you know Alex?
Boy2:The one with lovely eyes?
Boy1:Yeah.
by anonymous November 6, 2022
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Alex thill

A beautiful Slovak with luscious hair and a long shlong. He gets all the bad bitches in town
by Ayocoolguyyouknowwhoitis November 17, 2018
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Alex Cortinochip

A man whore at 12 years old. You’ll never want to find yourself ima relashionship with him. Likes at least 5 girls at once and liked a boy at one point. An absolute loser with no social life! Do not try and be this kids friend he will annoy you to death! Watch out 👀
“Who’s your boyfriend?”
Alex Cortinochip.”
Oof!”
by Alex Cortinochip May 22, 2019
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alex

a girl who literally reads smut everynight on wattpad and by reaching page 8 will have her breathing labored as fuck and finds herself touching her clit. easily aroused. sexual as fuck.
alex: *moans*
mom: aRE YOU WATCHINGG BROOKLYN NINENINE HUNNY????
alex: y-Yeah M-mOm

uh fuck

*arches back*

*squirts*
by WHATTHEFU July 1, 2018
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Alex

noun

a name for someone with a tiny penis
person 1 "hey that guys cute"
person 2 "yeah but he's called alex"
by Gsisins August 31, 2022
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