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Mississippi Fat Back

An obese African American lady of the evening; a fat black hooker.
When I was in Memphis last week I broke me off a piece of Mississippi fat back.
How was it man?
Greasy!

I'm Back 

The only two words a legend has to say to send shivers down your entire spine. Synonymous with Michael Jordan's return to Basketball in 1995, after 13 months of playing Baseball.
Eg.
Attorney, "How should I announce your return?"
Michael Jordan, "Gimme the pen, let me give it a shot first"
*Attorney hands over pen*
MJ writes on the blank sheet of paper, "I'm Back"
I'm Back by Goofed_Chad July 29, 2020

stab wound in a gorillas back

A gash that’s so ginormous and hairy only a teenager on benifits would go there.
Hey don, that fat twat had a fuck hole like a stab wound in a gorillas back.

once you go black you'll never go back 

A saying that is often used referring to the situation where an (often white) woman has slept with a black man.
"I had the best sex of my life with a black guy yesterday!"
- "You know what they say, once you go black you'll never go back."

Pussy Back 

A major loser. Someone that sucks at life. An epic fail at anything they do.
That guy is such a pussy back! He is able to ruin a wet dream!
Pussy Back by pmoonelove1 July 30, 2010

around the back snatch attack 

This is a smooth move that may turn shocking depending on the girl and/or mood. References the reach around during a kiss where you maneuver your hand around past the ass cheeks and into the snatch zone. Finger, pinch, rub...whatever “attack” method you choose will do. Enjoy!!
Oh man!!! Midget Joe tried the around the back snatch attack on his full size girlfriend and wound up with his finger in her ass.