A Wizzle Panda that loves to hibernate in a nice bed of bamboo but is always ready to partake in a good J.
Mike: Hobo Panda Bear, can I come over and play Wii with you?
HPB: Come back in 6 months, I'm hibernating.
HPB: Come back in 6 months, I'm hibernating.
by BaneofyourExistence March 19, 2007
Your company's policy for what to do if something happens to an employee if they quit
because of a ridiculous personal phobia (such as being eaten by a bear or squashed by a city bus) or actually get eaten by a bear. (Hence the policy name).
because of a ridiculous personal phobia (such as being eaten by a bear or squashed by a city bus) or actually get eaten by a bear. (Hence the policy name).
Shit! What's to my company's bear policy? What plans do we have to preserve that person’s knowledge or do we have someone else at the company take on their role? And why is a bear policy called a bus policy in the UK?
by Sexydimma May 16, 2022
by Pousquella November 17, 2017
When you have dyed hair and you take a bath and the colour gets into the bathtub water, turning the water a different colour.
Melissa slipped into the tub and proceeded to wash her hair, some of the hair color coming out as she did so.
Melissa: Ohmigawd, a care-bear bath!
Melissa: Ohmigawd, a care-bear bath!
by Rioooo April 07, 2010
by nverna7 May 11, 2009
Kurty Bear is the most amazing guy I have ever met. He knows how to make me happy, make me smile, keeps me warm at night and he knows how to make me feel good.
He treats me well and looks after me.
He is so attractive and I fancy him so much.
He knows how to hold me right when he kisses me and he knows how I like to hold hands.
We have personal jokes and sayings which make what we have so special.
He treats me well and looks after me.
He is so attractive and I fancy him so much.
He knows how to hold me right when he kisses me and he knows how I like to hold hands.
We have personal jokes and sayings which make what we have so special.
I love my kurty bear...
by K_L November 06, 2012
Whitey #1: What do you get when you cross a black bear and a grizzly bear?
Whitey #2: I dunno.
Whitey #1: A Grizzizzle Bear.
Whitey #2: That's not racist fo rizzle.
Whitey #2: I dunno.
Whitey #1: A Grizzizzle Bear.
Whitey #2: That's not racist fo rizzle.
by kbehcon February 04, 2010