ass-mole

A combo of asshole and mole used to describe a female that you dislike.

Man i hate tina, she is an ass-mole

by 2345432545324534332455435454 August 20, 2007

Ass Grazer

Act of eating the asshole in a slow and meticulous manner. These people usually go back for seconds and thirds. Very similar to ass muncher. An ass grazer can refer to both male and female participants. This definition like many of its users swings both ways.

Elton John is such an ass grazer

by Robert Kriehn February 15, 2008

ass peddler

a person who sells his or herself sexually

Did you see the new ass peddler down on Broadway?

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

ass splatter

The spray painting of one's bowels on the backside of a toilet bowl and underside of toilet seat.

Man, I went to the public restroom and there was some serious ass splatter on the toilet. So I took a piss instead.

by piratemaxx February 15, 2009

ass gravel

yet another term for feces, poop, shit, etc.

i gotta deposit a load of ass gravel...

by ravenflesh June 24, 2008

cooking ass

Just straight up hauling, going fast. flat getting it

When the heater in a car amplifies the smell of ones farts.

Dude Raymond, I raced my new ltd. late model today and i was cooking some serious ass.

It was so cold in the car, but i couldn't help but roll the windows down cuz Raymond was cooking ass.

by KK16 August 27, 2008

Ass Choad

Any excrement with a diameter greater than the length of the turd itself.

I thought I was constipated, but then I realized I just had to pass a killer ass choad.

by TheCandleArsonist January 21, 2009