Right in the kisser

a punch that was right in the mouth or face

*TV on with boxing match*
Announcer: WOW!!! Right in the kisser!!
Announcer 2:He is knocked out and was sent into next week!!!

by Yuri_Tarded August 9, 2018

grandmas kisses

the greatest and funniest edit of Spongebob
Squarepants in the world. if you do not see it you will live the rest of your life in shame and dishonor

"I gotta boner!"
"Grandmas Asscheeks"
"My wang is as hard as a prosthetic leg."
"Grandmas kisses"

by Lolaws December 18, 2008

starfish kisses

(1) the marks left on a bed after a particularly messy round of anal sex.

(2) The act of kissing the starfish, or analingus, performed by either a man or a woman, on either gender.

(1)
"Jenna left me starfish kisses after last night's fuckfest... Can you believe that nasty bitch?"

(2)
You liked those starfish kisses I gave you last night in the shower, didn't you? I knew you liked being rimmed... You just had to try it.

by Azaroth A. March 11, 2006

ass-kisser

A person who flatters or compliments somebody in order to gain their trust or approval; a goal-oriented individual who wants to ascend a hierarchical system (in a corporation or otherwise), and accomplishes this by getting on good terms with people.

'Ass' is a common and somewhat rude term for a person's rear end. Someone who 'kisses ass' is willing to degrade himself in order to please others and get ahead.

1) That ass-kisser, Peter, is always telling the boss how great he is.

2) Don't be such an ass-kisser; the boss doesn't even know you are alive anyway.

by VAKI5 May 10, 2005

kissing

The act of expressing desire and passion for another. Kisses can be strong and passionate, very heated, backed by strong desire. Or they can be soft and gentle, there is a longing for more, but little is more.

He approached her and placed one hand on the small of her back and the other on her neck, ever so lightly. Before she could speak, they were passionately locked in an embrace and kissing one another as though this was the last time they would taste each other's lips.

by Erica January 12, 2005

french kissing

you and your partner putting your tongue in each others mouth and moving it around with your lips locked

adam and i french kissed when we were making out and he said i do it well :-p

by nunya business December 1, 2003

Kissup

1-To flatter or otherwise act more positive than normal , usually to a person in a position of power (IE teacher, boss, head gangster, slave master, etc) in the hopes of attaining personal gain in the form of a better opinion from the kissupee. Often spelled 'Kiss Up'

2-A person who kisses up (see definition 1)

3-To date someone in a much higher social class than you. Often spelled 'kiss up'

4-A person who dates someone in a much higher social class than them.

1-Did you see how James brought Mrs. Blow chocolate? He was totally kissing up to her.

2-James is such a kissup. He gave our teacher Mrs. Blow oral just so he could get an A.

3-Did you see Moriah kiss up? He and that slutty cheerleader Emily were making googly eyes at each other all through that test!

4-Moriah got lucky, the damn kissup. He was sucking Emily's tits behind the gym.

by Exoskeleton October 23, 2009