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Alex is one of the funniest and sweetest people you'll ever meet. He's a bit of an awkward potato sometimes, as he commonly misunderstands things and becomes speechless to over the top sussiness. Alex is commonly pretty cute and great at golf (or really dedicated at least). He's caring and sweet, with attempts to fix your sleep schedule. Speaking to him will immediately bring a smile to your face, and separating from him is hard, as he's addicting in an odd way. He's also a rizz-lord, although it's unclear if the rizz is targeted specifically towards me or if he's just good at rizz in general. It's a shame he lives so far away, or you'd have to bend him over and spank him.
Me: I spent the whole night talking to Alex. He said he'd hang up and didn't for 5 whole minutes. I think he's addicted to me.
Friend: I think so too
by fireplacedust May 10, 2025
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Alex

Alex is one of those booger eating nerds in the back of the classroom with the glasses and he somehow knows all about stocks. Alex is a random guy who somehow gets by really well.
Student 1: Who left that shit all over the seat?
Student 2: Alex.
by s0_oin. May 13, 2025
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Alex Sun

Alex Sun is the best person ever. He is very comedic and kind. He is Dipper Pines.
by Dipper_Pines May 14, 2025
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alex krankowski

hot sexy man with a big weener
omg its alex krankowski the guy that is super hot and sexy with a big weener
by alex krankowski May 15, 2025
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Alex

Alex is the factory manager, a great guy and my best friend. I would much rather have Alex as a friend than Peter.
Wow, look its Alex! looking good as always. Not like Peter
by Peter (the accountant) May 28, 2025
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Alexing

When your friend says the same joke, but louder and dumber
bob “You’re fat mark”
joe “HEY MARK YOURE FAT”
bob “stop alexing my joke
by ihateminoritittes May 30, 2025
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Alex

a kid who has no personality who loves ai for some reason, has the biggest gyatt in the universe, you cannot walk in front of him without him running in front of you with his jiggling ass, he will take over the world
Alex giggled in front of me
by bigyatti June 4, 2025
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