When Josh solemnly walks out into the rain. Not looking behind him or saying a word. Probably thinking about something mundane and uninteresting…
by Ernald Grotti January 27, 2017

by James Shakleford May 9, 2020

When you cum really hard in somebody's face. Jizz jazz jizz.
Not to be confused with anything faces related
Not to be confused with anything faces related
by hotwetbombzz January 16, 2019

When someone has their personality rapidly taken from them and does everything their girlfriend asks.
And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up
And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up
Dim: Where's Pete tonight?
Donz: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.
Jack: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!
#moist vegetable#lap dog#Pete #imissmySteph
#lettuce#vegetable#lap dog#Pete
Donz: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.
Jack: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!
#moist vegetable#lap dog#Pete #imissmySteph
#lettuce#vegetable#lap dog#Pete
by MegRoe December 6, 2019

by anonymous October 21, 2020

Jim thought giving Mary Satan's Wet Sock would be the end of the date, but was surprised when she wanted more
by Lyonsabdtigersandbears February 27, 2023
