wet dog shake

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower with your hair dripping wet and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde.

b) (drug addiction withdrawal symptom) : episodes of literal 'wet dog' uncontrollable shaking engaged in in by drug addicts undergoing withdrawal, especially withdrawal from heroin and or cocaine
mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid question, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did a wet dog shake; i was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
by Sexydimma August 28, 2013
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wet dog shakes

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde and you just shake your hair all over the place, literally like a wet dog, hence the name

b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.
mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
by Sexydimma December 22, 2013
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Grabbing a wet can

Grabbing a wet can means to be getting nowhere with what you're doing. It is putting effort into something meaningless, that has no purpose behind it, and no positive outcome.
"What are you doing?"
"Texting my toxic ex to get back together"
"Dude, stop. You're just grabbing a wet can."
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greasy wet boy

Two dudes dressed in salad dressing start rubbing each others thighs in a fierce competitive game to see who exuberant the essence of life first. Whoever produces the semen first has to eat the other players salad dressing drenched clothes.
Me and Adam played Greasy wet boy after our church reunion. Let’s just say Adam isn’t having any Italian dressing anytime soon.
by Tyler Zapp December 11, 2024
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wet oranged

When you hire someone that looks like a regular white dude to take your photos and he takes some totally amazing shots
We went to this studio and this old white guy wet oranged us with some wicked shots
by Michael Cairns October 07, 2008
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Wet Texter

The opposite of a dry texter

Wet texters are people who usually text first and keep the chat conversation fun by NOT using one-word messages
"He is a wet texter."
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Wet Harvest

When someone soaks there hands in lube and makes the penis ejaculate into a vile to be stored for later. A wet harvest.
I'm going to give you a wet harvest. I'm craving a wet harvest.

Slang; Harvest/ Harvested/ Harvesting

Ex. I need to be harvested. I know you want to harvest me. I'm getting ready for the harvesting.

Some would say a sperm clinic participates in the wet harvest.
by Thinking A Little February 06, 2025
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