zoocest

Having sexual intercourse with an animal that you are related to

Bob: Hey, who is that hot dog Billy is with?

Jake: That's his sister.

Bob: Serious zoocest going on.

by axle_j September 4, 2009

Zooker

Short for bazooka

I just shot a zombie with my zooker

by awmm October 6, 2017

Zooted

When you slam or get slammed in a video game.

Damn gunnerz, ela just zooted your ass.
Maverick just got zooted off spawn.

by GyrexKRKN March 13, 2020

Zooted

To be sent and out of this world. Where you're laughing so hard.

"DUDE OMFG THAT ZOOTED ME!"
"I'm zooted"

by Ciara M. May 4, 2020

Zoomer

Popular nickname for members of Generation Z that incidentally also plays on the name of the online video chat service Zoom, one that many Zoomers famously used for school and university classes during the coronavirus.

Emily: Do you remember back in High School when we had classes on Zoom because of the pandemic?
Jacob: Yeah, we're such Zoomers.

by yjonas May 8, 2020

Zoomer

A slang term for Generation Z or iGen or a person who uses Zoom for their online classes.

Example 1:
Kid: "You use Discord?"
Kid 2: "No, I use Zoom."
Kid: "OK ZOOMER."

Example 2:
Teacher: "If there's Baby Boomers, then there's Zoomers!"
Students: (*cries internally, screams internally*)

by HachiXD October 20, 2020

Zoomer

Someone who is able to work from home via Zoom. Usually Zoomers are upper class white anglo-saxon protestants (WASPs) who remain safe in their domestic bubbles.

He didn't get Covid, Zoomers aren't exposed like the rest of us.

by bravokilotwo January 26, 2021