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Bob: Hey Greg! You look like yo mom!
Greg: Jump in a hole Bob!
Bob: Can't that hole is as ugly as yo mom!
Greg: $#%&^^ %$(&^^%$&*%#!
Yo Mom by TheTootChugger345 June 28, 2011
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Yo these edibles ain't shit 

Famous last words before someone tweaks the fuck out from eating a form of edible.
Guy 1: "Yo these edibles ain't shit-"

Guy 2: "Uh hah-hah. I know mannnnn I'm tweakin!"

yo mama! 

1. a TV show with Wilbur Valderama(Fez from "That 70's Show"
2. A cruel start to a funny joke.
3. Your mother.
1. "time for YO MAMA!!!"
2. "Yo mama so fat when she sit's on a rainbow skittles fall out."
3. Lynn Ann Wilson
yo mama! by The Child March 28, 2008
1.More of a new yorkers(between homeboys) way to open a story or talk about something that happend,2. To draw attention to by cutting off in-mid conversation.
1.YO SON..you see that bitch try*na dance, that shit was mad funny yo.

2. ''im telling you i was'',,,, YO SON i was there and and you never came, yo Son you be Stright Lieing.
Yo Son by Bleep apb March 9, 2009

Yo mama gay ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

Don't scribble your dick 'round the fan
Or you won't be able to get it out fam
Hello yo mama gay ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

SUR- AAAHHHH MY DICK IS STUCK IN THE FANNNNN!!!!

yo relax 

a term used when someone is clearly getting too worked up or emotional or starts spilling beer on your new jeans.
"I'm so depressed man, im never going to find another girl like that"
"yo relax"
yo relax by porneggs September 11, 2005