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Purple Wizard

When your boo's taking a shower, exits from the door to the bathroom with they robe still on and you're in the door with your erect dick out and proclaim "YOOOOU SHALLL NOT PASSSS" and ya pork 'em good.
"I can't believe he pulled a purple wizard on me last night, Joan -- I've haven't felt that sexually vivacious in decades!"
by Princess of Armenia March 30, 2015
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Fiery Wizard

While penetrating your partner anally, just before reaching orgasm, you extinguish a lit cigarette on your partners buttocks. Causing the sphincter to contract, thereby increasing the sensitivity of ejaculation.
I met a girl at bar and did the fiery wizard and never heard from her.... I was summoned to court for assult.
by TenaciousAP May 13, 2008
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Wizard's sleeve

"I was fucking her wizard's sleeve, and I was thinking, damn, how many guys been here before?"
by MelissyAngel February 22, 2009
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magic wizard

when you give a girl anal and feel your about to blow your load hold on a little longer, pull it out and spit on her back then when she turns around she gets a facefall of jiz
im so pissed off with Max. last night, he gave me a magic wizard and had to clean spit off my back as well as jiz off my face
by rapmasterc December 15, 2006
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Jizz Wizard

Caty is such a jizz wizard when she is a bitch to me.
by mlpeck April 24, 2009
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sleeve of wizard

classified also as meat curtains, these vagina lips hang so low that you can hide a village in there. cautionn it's probably moldy.

paris hilton
britney spears
pamela anderson

and about 85 other treadless celebrity vaginas are classified as this..

best to avoid at all costs.
eww shes such a ho. her vagina lips hang low like sleeve of wizard
by lacking in the cracking May 20, 2010
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Wizard finger

When the ash on a joint, cigarette, blunt, or cigar gets very long. It usually curves downward and grows until it no longer can hold on.
-Check out the huge wizard finger on this blunt.

-Last night Elliott had the biggest wizard finger going!
by Big Lou 53 May 27, 2009
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