tree weed

East London definition for an apple

That was a very tasty tree weed I just ate

by Eugenio May 27, 2005

seat weed

The small nugs of cannabis that cover the upholstery of your car.

Guy 1: "The girl that packed a bowl in my car dropped so much weed in my seats."
Guy 2: "Don't smoke that, it's seat weed"

by JungleLove October 23, 2009

Crystal weed

Obama's favorite pastime.

Yo pass the crystal weed!

by BillBobbo69 July 12, 2016

fap weed

Someone being faggy (lame), never down to do something

I really wanted to sword fight marquisha is the bathroom, but he was being a complete fap weed

by Elite1227 February 23, 2018

thanos weed

Marijuana that when placed between two fingers and snapped, half of it turns to dust and leaves you disappointed.

Marquis’ shit sucks, he’s always got that “thanos weed”.

by AndyBotwin420 March 12, 2019

Legalize Weed & Unite Ireland

A political movement in favor of legalization and the reunification of all 32 counties on the island of Ireland.

'' Man, we need a big change here''
''Ye.......Legalize Weed & Unite Ireland.''
''Taxes from the weed and taxes from the United Ireland is a win for all''

by appleman2.0 May 9, 2019

Gutter weed

Something extremely janky equivalent to weed grown in a gutter

This game is absolute gutter weed

by Picklekattt September 21, 2021