harder than a wedding dick

A southern way of saying that something is as hard as a rock.

Boy, these biscuits here at Cracker Barrel are harder than a wedding dick!

by WesNile November 26, 2007

White Wedding Dress

Something a bride generally wears to a night wedding. She looks crazy because at night, you should wear dark colours.

Kiki wore a white wedding dress to her 6 pm wedding. It confused me and made me want to puke because it was so bright and cheerful looking even though the sky outside was dark and I was in a dark, nighttime state of mind. Kiki's white wedding dress certainly stole the show.

by Kimperlee November 16, 2012

wet fart in a wedding gown

Anything that is vehemently unwanted or unwelcome. Something to be avoided at all cost.

At an AA meeting, an open bar is as welcome as a wet fart in a wedding gown.

by Pipistrello December 26, 2005

Wedding night special

Note: requires (1) stick of butter.
A sexual pleasure move reserved only for the night of a wedding (yours or someone else's). Pop one but into her butthole and the second one into her pussy. This leaves both her hands free. She uses one for an old fashioned handjob and the second to polish the top of the penis with the stick of butter.

The best part of the day was when we made it home for the wedding night special.

by Smash-Adams May 28, 2018

queensland wedding night

When it's so hot that when consummating the marriage on the wedding night, the couple simply mutually masturbates because it's too hot to touch another body

It was so hot they could only hope for a Queensland wedding night

by Fruit_toast December 4, 2016

Eiffel Tower Wedding Party

A french surrealist one-act play that takes place on the first platform of the Eiffel tower, including characters such as an ostrich and a living camera. Written by Jean Cocteau in 1921. Watching it is highly considered an alternative to doing acid/LSD.

Drug Dealer: Hey Kevin, you back for some more acid?
Kevin: Hell no, man! I'm seeing Eiffel Tower Wedding Party tomorrow night!

by wecomefromstars January 31, 2010

Working Man's Wedding Proposal

Occurs when a woman presents a man with a positive pregnancy test, and shortly thereafter, they are married. The wedding is usually performed without fanfare at a courthouse or VFW/Bingo hall by a justice of the peace.

Man 1: What's wrong?
Man 2: The girlfriend gave me a Working Man's Wedding Proposal last night. I gotta meet her at the courthouse during my lunch break today.
Man 1: Damn, that sucks.

by Poor Woobie March 12, 2008