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I don't want nun of yo ravioli, nigga 

A phrase one uses to convey that one does not desire to receive any of someone else's stuff.
When he asked me to eat lunch with him, I told him, "I don't want nun of yo ravioli, nigga."

Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to 

It’s usually the answer you don’t want to know.

Another form of Tom Krause’s quote
“never ask questions you don’t want to know the answers to” but more suited for using in conversation.

Often used by cheating girlfriends and wives after hoeing around.
Mark: Hey babe, where were you last night?
Susan: Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to

Mark: Sucked off your ex, didn’t you?

I don't want to ruin our friendship 

Two meanings::
(1) What you say to a friend (female/male) when you don't wanna hook up.

(2) What you say to a friend(female/male) when you do wanna hook up but dont wanna to seem so eager, when in all reality you are.
(1) "I've always liked you, but I don't want to ruin our friendship"

I don't want to ruin our friendship 

Something a girl says when she doesn't really want to go out with you but still wants to be able to get inside of your wallet. Also see I love you, but I'm not in love with you.
'Would you go out with me?'
'I would, but, I really don't want to ruin our friendship..'

Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina? 

Boy: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind its too long.

Girl: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina?
Nevermind you will never get it

I Want A Vacuum 

When mouthed at a friend, lover, or stranger, they will get the impression that you are saying "I want to f**k you." An array of reactions including laughs, awkward blank stares and drooling will follow.
Kathryn: (mouthed) "I want a vacuum"
Mark: "I want to f**k you too"
Kathryn: "Wait, WHAT?!?!"